Vegetables

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Has anyone ever had sex with a vegetable?

Come on now be honest !!!

By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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hmmmm not really had sex with a vegetable, but have had vegetables used as sex toys.......is that what you mean?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Same sort of thing, what sort of vegetables, if I may be as bold to ask?

By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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lol not a butternut squash that the OH picked up in Morrisons thats for sure !!

Carrot/parsnip/cucumber etc, but don't worry, no one got offered them for dinner after

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was thinking more on the lines of marrow's pmsl

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my second wife layed there like bag of spuds does that count col lol

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had sex with a vegetable many time, his name is Smiffy

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"my second wife layed there like bag of spuds does that count col lol"

Course it does fast m8, well done m8y spud sex is amazing I bet

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had sex with a vegetable many time, his name is Smiffy

Oi ffs me a fecking vegetable, NO WAY, 100 percent pure cake I am

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had sex with a vegetable many time, his name is Smiffy

Oi ffs me a fecking vegetable, NO WAY, 100 percent pure cake I am"

Yeah fruit cake pmsl

By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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"I was thinking more on the lines of marrow's pmsl"

lol no don't fancy that either lol