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WHAT DO PEOPLE NEED FROM A SWINGING CLUB
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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cleanliness
great atmosphere
sexy people
nice size building with plenty of rooms, some locked some open
NO DRUGS
and safe parking without having to walk through a pub/hotel to get in, think thats where Gloucester failed |
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cleanliness and style, a person has to walk in and have a feel good factor! Hosts that meet and greet and help you mix. Often clubs have failed because they become too cliquey and people wont go alone for fear of being alone!! Discretely situated with parking and sleep over facilities. No drugs, and monitored single guys! ambiance, perhaps a lapdancer, pole dancer or just jackie lol...good music, and plenty of nooks and cranies with hideaway places lol...hey im coming lol hugs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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unfortunately mat n debz i dnt suppose you could say who,s sexy and who,s not coz everyone got diff tastes lol im thinking a members only type club where then the membership can be monitored and a strict equal ratio can be obbtained on swinging nights x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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 lol another single bolke who just wants his leg over,well with that sort of comment he wont get very far !!!
Anyway clubs need to be clean,freindly staff who are willing to help,maybe a wet area for people to relax,NON pushy people,and private rooms where coup[les can lock the door behind them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A well lit, generous sized lounge/social area, clean lockable and rooms that aren't like saunas. Limited single guys (some of us single guys hate the pushy, guys who follow cpls and fems around too). Pool and hot tub and a good changing area |
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By *j4funMan
over a year ago
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""loads of slags" i hope your joking dude there no SLAGS on this scene!!"
pmsl yeah right
in my opinion all a club needs is big room loads of pussy so its just bam pump em full of seamen then im gone on to the next 1  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First and foremost, safe, adequate, discreet parking not just for the customers but most councils will use inadequate parking facilities to refuse a club licence.
Inside the club cleanliness has been mentioned a lot and it is very important.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and you wonder why single guys get a bad rip on fab ,,, just need to read above dont you... love to see his verifications if he ever gets a chance to meet anyone , am glad all my verifications are good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ffs u is all missing the obvious, food it needs food preferably good food and lots of it too. Keep the sex and the parking, the aforementioned slags (jesus honest I've searched for one on this site if you know any mail me their number) A nice touch would be some stuffed animals in the corners, u know a bear or a giraffe, maybe an aardvark or two, oh and blinky lights ffs gotta have blinky lights, oh feck yeah and music, ffs can I be dj? Hot tub i want a hot tub, and I don't mean little one a proper big mo fo one, a big bar with topless waitresses who give random free blow jobs to passers by, and seats gorra have seats, I gets easily tired so I needs a sit down |
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"Ffs u is all missing the obvious, food it needs food preferably good food and lots of it too. Keep the sex and the parking, the aforementioned slags (jesus honest I've searched for one on this site if you know any mail me their number) A nice touch would be some stuffed animals in the corners, u know a bear or a giraffe, maybe an aardvark or two, oh and blinky lights ffs gotta have blinky lights, oh feck yeah and music, ffs can I be dj? Hot tub i want a hot tub, and I don't mean little one a proper big mo fo one, a big bar with topless waitresses who give random free blow jobs to passers by, and seats gorra have seats, I gets easily tired so I needs a sit down"
lurve it sniffy....trust you to mail such an hillarious response....just wondering wot peeps will do with the stuffed animals lolol pmsl at this one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It definatley needs NO single men. They turn up at clubs and think everyone wants to fuck them. They are a oain in the arse at clubs"
i think that is a little unfair, not all single men are the same you know. mmmmm couples like that are as bad as the arsehole single men that are about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"loads of slags dirtier the better 
And a system in place to keep remove the garbage from the area before it finds it's way into the club "
Coupls and single girl nights keep those out ..lucky us cpls and girls...just a shame as most single guys are not like that one mentioned..but are usually well behaved..it's guys like that, that ruin a club and gives it a bad name.. H. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It definatley needs NO single men. They turn up at clubs and think everyone wants to fuck them. They are a oain in the arse at clubs"
Some of them are extremely well educated...
Some of them have been known to work with rudimentary tools... Some of them can even spell... 
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By *rystalsCouple
over a year ago
swansea |
as we dont meet single guys we have got friends that are single and are very polite to ppl and dont push thenselves on to them but there are single guys who are pushy and thats what gives single guys a bad name who thinks that fems are there for 1 purpose and thats to serve them and to come whith a click of thier fingers so come on guys be respectful and the name of single guys will change |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The bad reputation of single men at clubs will never change because the damage is already done. We meet single men but we choose them but at a club your stuck with who ever they leave through the door sowe prefer couples and bi fems nights because they are way more comfortable than having sleazy single men wanking in all the rooms watching everyone.
That said the guys we've had to ours have been very polite but we still feel there's no place on a regular swingers night at a club for them. Way too risky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think the simple answer to single men following couples around is a simple "F*** O**". I have been to clubs and never followed anyone around - not that fookin desperate!!! everyone is there to enjoy themselves and dont want some pain in the arse trooping after them. |
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By *affy103Couple
over a year ago
bridgend |
Been to one or two clubs, X-Tasia is the favorite. Particulary the black curtains that hide the dance floor when the slow records come on...allows a lot of discrete groping betwenn cpls. A great ice breaker. Booze helps to, NO DRUGS (unless its Viagara) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dwarfs.....every swingers club should have dwarfs that can serve you drinks, bring you food, maybe some dwarf wrestling!
id sign up!
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yeah, but i hear they are in short supply |
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sociable hosts , that can take the time to chat , warm rooms were the heating works , smoking areas, nice lighting people who know how to enjoy life ,not the ones who want to play pool all night or discuss their family prolems lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well. The fantastic new club in North Wales fits the criteria! Plenty of both 'couples only' & public rooms, jacuzzi, sauna & a ... ahem.. 'swing' to 'play' on. A good, friendly atmosphere & hosts who aimed to please!
Will have a word with the organiser to see if we can find some dwarves to stand there with trays on their heads so we can put our cocktails down & some stuffed Grizzly bears in the act of arm/paw wrestling then it will be perfect!
As for the single male 'problem' i am one of those nasty undesirable types! I ,hopefully, was the perfect gent & the other single males there were pretty clued up & respectful to! There is a strict criteria of only 8 single males per event to keep everyone happy! |
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