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14 things you should know before dating a girl from Cardiff!!!!
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This made me proper laugh out loud!!!!!
1. At the beginning, when she talks about you to her friends, you'll either be "lush" or "minging". Sorry, they didn't teach us many adjectives in school.
2. If you're ever waiting for her, she will tell you that she'll be there "now in a minute" - this means approximately 3-5 minutes. Do not question it, just wait.
3. It's best not to talk to her when the 6 Nations are on - especially if you're from England. Sorry, love.
4. It's important you know and understand what a cwtch is before even attempting to win her over.
5. Don't ask her to speak Welsh, they just put it on the roadsigns in Cardiff for the LOLs - nobody knows how to speak it.
6. End-of-a-night-out-food has a high standard to live up to; this girl spent her youth on Chippy Lane, an entire STREET dedicated to d*unk-eats. Step it up.
7. For theme parks and holidays, however, the bar is pretty low (no offence to Barry Island).
8. If she suggests a restaurant because it's 'proper tidy', she just means it's really nice - don't expect crazy cleanliness.
9. When she gets angry, her sentences will start with OH. If you say this back to her in a mocking tone, she will end you.
10. If she's wondering where you are, she'll ask "where you to?" - just tell her where you are and don't dick about with questions.
11. When you get to that stage when you start talking about early boyfriends/girlfriends, first snogs etc, a lot of hers may have happened at an ice rink in town. There was literally nowhere else to go that wasn't a field, so don't judge her.
12. But actually, she'll call it "copping off" when she talks about those times anyway, so you'll be confused from the start.
13. Don't ask her about any under 18s nights or anything, the Evolution Disco doesn't need to be brought up again for a long time.
14. Know that you're in for the best time of your LIFE with her. Brace yourself!!
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"This made me proper laugh out loud!!!!!
1. At the beginning, when she talks about you to her friends, you'll either be "lush" or "minging". Sorry, they didn't teach us many adjectives in school.
2. If you're ever waiting for her, she will tell you that she'll be there "now in a minute" - this means approximately 3-5 minutes. Do not question it, just wait.
3. It's best not to talk to her when the 6 Nations are on - especially if you're from England. Sorry, love.
4. It's important you know and understand what a cwtch is before even attempting to win her over.
5. Don't ask her to speak Welsh, they just put it on the roadsigns in Cardiff for the LOLs - nobody knows how to speak it.
6. End-of-a-night-out-food has a high standard to live up to; this girl spent her youth on Chippy Lane, an entire STREET dedicated to d*unk-eats. Step it up.
7. For theme parks and holidays, however, the bar is pretty low (no offence to Barry Island).
8. If she suggests a restaurant because it's 'proper tidy', she just means it's really nice - don't expect crazy cleanliness.
9. When she gets angry, her sentences will start with OH. If you say this back to her in a mocking tone, she will end you.
10. If she's wondering where you are, she'll ask "where you to?" - just tell her where you are and don't dick about with questions.
11. When you get to that stage when you start talking about early boyfriends/girlfriends, first snogs etc, a lot of hers may have happened at an ice rink in town. There was literally nowhere else to go that wasn't a field, so don't judge her.
12. But actually, she'll call it "copping off" when she talks about those times anyway, so you'll be confused from the start.
13. Don't ask her about any under 18s nights or anything, the Evolution Disco doesn't need to be brought up again for a long time.
14. Know that you're in for the best time of your LIFE with her. Brace yourself!!
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i must have gone to a different school lol but i do agree with no 14 lolol |
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