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over a year ago
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Fucking hell my pelvic floor is as good as it can be after having 3 kids, being fat and drinking silly amounts of cider are probably the main culprits to my problem lmao   haha xx |
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over a year ago
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"Edna Llewellyn. Women's Regional Water Pistol Target Champion of 1974, with a distance of 30m. "
Did she make the shot with the water pistol shoved up her chuff??
If not it doesn't count
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal. "
Never trust a dwarf  |
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"She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal.
Never trust a dwarf "
Or anyone that can hide a dwarf in their Mary lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal.
Never trust a dwarf
Or anyone that can hide a dwarf in their Mary lol x"
Don't be so racist |
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"She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal.
Never trust a dwarf
Or anyone that can hide a dwarf in their Mary lol x
Don't be so racist "
How is that racist? Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal.
Never trust a dwarf
Or anyone that can hide a dwarf in their Mary lol x
Don't be so racist
How is that racist? Lol. "
I was taking the piss. Sorry will revert to serious mode  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal.
Never trust a dwarf
Or anyone that can hide a dwarf in their Mary lol x"
Agreed on both counts |
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"She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal.
Never trust a dwarf
Or anyone that can hide a dwarf in their Mary lol x
Don't be so racist
How is that racist? Lol.
I was taking the piss. Sorry will revert to serious mode "
My apologies I wasn't following your totally illogical train of thought. My bad I'm not a female lol xx. (And queue the abuse) lol xx
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal.
Never trust a dwarf
Or anyone that can hide a dwarf in their Mary lol x
Don't be so racist
How is that racist? Lol.
I was taking the piss. Sorry will revert to serious mode
My apologies I wasn't following your totally illogical train of thought. My bad I'm not a female lol xx. (And queue the abuse) lol xx
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The illogical part was the whole point |
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"She did! She almost didn't win, until they disqualified one of the other competitors. She had hidden a crack shot dwarf up hers, who was taking the shots for her. Terrible scandal.
Never trust a dwarf
Or anyone that can hide a dwarf in their Mary lol x
Don't be so racist
How is that racist? Lol.
I was taking the piss. Sorry will revert to serious mode
My apologies I wasn't following your totally illogical train of thought. My bad I'm not a female lol xx. (And queue the abuse) lol xx
The illogical part was the whole point "
I'm fully in touch with the female psyche but not the mentalist female part lol. Note to self biff must try to be a bit more mental to understand the fairer sex lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking hell my pelvic floor is as good as it can be after having 3 kids, being fat and drinking silly amounts of cider are probably the main culprits to my problem lmao haha xx"
And this is why I'm not drinking or having kids. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking hell my pelvic floor is as good as it can be after having 3 kids, being fat and drinking silly amounts of cider are probably the main culprits to my problem lmao haha xx
And this is why I'm not drinking or having kids."
I don't think kids would give you the same problem  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't assume to speak for all mankind 
Fair point. I don't want a baggy jap's eye.
Nor me what a minging thought lol
Ffs mun lmao "
I'm not a vain man, but that's the one eye I don't want crow's feet around. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't assume to speak for all mankind
Fair point. I don't want a baggy jap's eye.
Nor me what a minging thought lol
Ffs mun lmao
I'm not a vain man, but that's the one eye I don't want crow's feet around. "
Wouldn't look the best |
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"Don't assume to speak for all mankind
Fair point. I don't want a baggy jap's eye.
Nor me what a minging thought lol
Ffs mun lmao "
It's a sensible discussion are u saying a baggy japs eye wouldn't bother you? It'd have to be plugged up with toilet paper to stop everything leaking out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't assume to speak for all mankind
Fair point. I don't want a baggy jap's eye.
Nor me what a minging thought lol
Ffs mun lmao
I'm not a vain man, but that's the one eye I don't want crow's feet around.
Wouldn't look the best "
I can just imagine L'Oréal doing a cream for it. Probably still get Andie McDowell to do the adverts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't assume to speak for all mankind
Fair point. I don't want a baggy jap's eye.
Nor me what a minging thought lol
Ffs mun lmao
It's a sensible discussion are u saying a baggy japs eye wouldn't bother you? It'd have to be plugged up with toilet paper to stop everything leaking out "
Well I've lived with a baggy fanny for the past 9 years and no matter how much toilet paper I shove up it it doesn't solve the issue |
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"Don't assume to speak for all mankind
Fair point. I don't want a baggy jap's eye.
Nor me what a minging thought lol
Ffs mun lmao
I'm not a vain man, but that's the one eye I don't want crow's feet around.
Wouldn't look the best
I can just imagine L'Oréal doing a cream for it. Probably still get Andie McDowell to do the adverts. "
Fuck me that's the last time I wank to four weddings and a funeral if she's got a japs eye |
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"Don't assume to speak for all mankind
Fair point. I don't want a baggy jap's eye.
Nor me what a minging thought lol
Ffs mun lmao
It's a sensible discussion are u saying a baggy japs eye wouldn't bother you? It'd have to be plugged up with toilet paper to stop everything leaking out
Well I've lived with a baggy fanny for the past 9 years and no matter how much toilet paper I shove up it it doesn't solve the issue "
Try using the Labrador instead of the paper. They are surprisingly absorbent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao
Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking  "
Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked  |
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"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao
Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking
Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked "
Gotta love the Neath girls . My guts are fucked I'm having a break from the strongbow. Pass the wine hehehe xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao
Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking
Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked "
Not just your guts, by the sounds of things |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao
Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking
Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked
Not just your guts, by the sounds of things "
No need for that now is there?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao
Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking
Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked
Gotta love the Neath girls . My guts are fucked I'm having a break from the strongbow. Pass the wine hehehe xx"
Going through a sensible phase see  |
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"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao
Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking
Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked
Gotta love the Neath girls . My guts are fucked I'm having a break from the strongbow. Pass the wine hehehe xx
Going through a sensible phase see "
When you say wine you mean lambrini don't you. Go on admit it lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao
Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking
Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked
Gotta love the Neath girls . My guts are fucked I'm having a break from the strongbow. Pass the wine hehehe xx
Going through a sensible phase see
When you say wine you mean lambrini don't you. Go on admit it lol "
Umm 'scuse me....Echo Falls....still got the £6.99 sticker on thanks  |
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"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao
Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking
Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked
Gotta love the Neath girls . My guts are fucked I'm having a break from the strongbow. Pass the wine hehehe xx
Going through a sensible phase see
When you say wine you mean lambrini don't you. Go on admit it lol
Umm 'scuse me....Echo Falls....still got the £6.99 sticker on thanks "
Echo falls!!! Quite the la de da ain't you. You must be the posh one in your street. The one with the taxed car xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao
Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking
Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked
Gotta love the Neath girls . My guts are fucked I'm having a break from the strongbow. Pass the wine hehehe xx
Going through a sensible phase see
When you say wine you mean lambrini don't you. Go on admit it lol
Umm 'scuse me....Echo Falls....still got the £6.99 sticker on thanks
Echo falls!!! Quite the la de da ain't you. You must be the posh one in your street. The one with the taxed car xx"
I wouldn't go that far butt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fuck's sake mun I can't cope with this thread anymore....too much wine lmao
Wine!!!! On a school night. Shocking truly shocking
Laying off the 'Bow, my guts are fucked
Gotta love the Neath girls . My guts are fucked I'm having a break from the strongbow. Pass the wine hehehe xx"
Hahaha my guts are fkd :''') |
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