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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was reading Dear Dedri in the sun on Friday and a chap was talking about is embarrassing situation which was that whenever he cumms he would fart out loud!!! Made me think about mine!
Mine was, I was with a bird one night and it was pitch dark in the bedroom. We were all over each other as you do, kissing loads which I love and all the other malarky and sex etc! After I'd gone down on her I come back up and we started kissing again and making love and it felt really wet as we were kissing so I though she was just so wet down below and that's what it was. Anyway she went to the bathroom after we had sex for what else other than toilet roll to wipe herself when suddenly I heard a scream!! I shit myself and jumped out bed though something serious had happened but when I went in the bathroom her face was covered in blood it was like a horror movie!! However, it turned out I had a nose bleed during sex!!!!
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Ok just this week
I went swansea with a female friend
We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on
She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me
(Ok Ann summers bras are small)
So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening
So I gave up and put second one on
We are still talking and laughing
And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In
I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room
I said omg how does that sound
Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol
I was still laughing about it an hr later  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok just this week
I went swansea with a female friend
We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on
She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me
(Ok Ann summers bras are small)
So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening
So I gave up and put second one on
We are still talking and laughing
And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In
I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room
I said omg how does that sound
Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol
I was still laughing about it an hr later "
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over a year ago
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okay here goes : -
My parents are in their 70 s and my father after a fairly heated argument at home decides to go to penellergaer woods for a cool off walk . He parks the car and walks into the woods and off for his walk, He gets back to the car and there s another car pArked not so far away with a guy in it . He gets out and starts up a conversation with my dad . The conversation starts with do you come here often - Reply yes to let off steam - seen much action ? - dads reply was yes ( to the squirrels / bunnies and local wildlife ) not what his guy was on about - and proceeds to ask my dad if he comes dogging here often ? to which my dads reply was hadn't thought of it good idea ..
He gets home had the conversation with my mother who thinks it's a good idea - so when I go over the housesotjet then proceeds to ask Can we borrow Cleo ( which is my Rottweiler ) to go dogging with ? I don't think so which was my reply you're.not taking
my dog dogging ! I had a quiet word with my dad to have a search as I could my bare really to tell him what it meant . He found out and said no it's okay I m not taking Cleo dogging !!!
funny as fuck when I tell it hope you guys find it funny too xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"okay here goes : -
My parents are in their 70 s and my father after a fairly heated argument at home decides to go to penellergaer woods for a cool off walk . He parks the car and walks into the woods and off for his walk, He gets back to the car and there s another car pArked not so far away with a guy in it . He gets out and starts up a conversation with my dad . The conversation starts with do you come here often - Reply yes to let off steam - seen much action ? - dads reply was yes ( to the squirrels / bunnies and local wildlife ) not what his guy was on about - and proceeds to ask my dad if he comes dogging here often ? to which my dads reply was hadn't thought of it good idea ..
He gets home had the conversation with my mother who thinks it's a good idea - so when I go over the housesotjet then proceeds to ask Can we borrow Cleo ( which is my Rottweiler ) to go dogging with ? I don't think so which was my reply you're.not taking
my dog dogging ! I had a quiet word with my dad to have a search as I could my bare really to tell him what it meant . He found out and said no it's okay I m not taking Cleo dogging !!!
funny as fuck when I tell it hope you guys find it funny too xxxxx"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"okay here goes : -
My parents are in their 70 s and my father after a fairly heated argument at home decides to go to penellergaer woods for a cool off walk . He parks the car and walks into the woods and off for his walk, He gets back to the car and there s another car pArked not so far away with a guy in it . He gets out and starts up a conversation with my dad . The conversation starts with do you come here often - Reply yes to let off steam - seen much action ? - dads reply was yes ( to the squirrels / bunnies and local wildlife ) not what his guy was on about - and proceeds to ask my dad if he comes dogging here often ? to which my dads reply was hadn't thought of it good idea ..
He gets home had the conversation with my mother who thinks it's a good idea - so when I go over the housesotjet then proceeds to ask Can we borrow Cleo ( which is my Rottweiler ) to go dogging with ? I don't think so which was my reply you're.not taking
my dog dogging ! I had a quiet word with my dad to have a search as I could my bare really to tell him what it meant . He found out and said no it's okay I m not taking Cleo dogging !!!
funny as fuck when I tell it hope you guys find it funny too xxxxx"
That is funny as hell!! I nearly pissed my pants then |
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Ok as a teen i often enjoyed a good nosh in the ppark with my boyfriend anyhow one lunchtime we were down a secluded path n i was on my knees workin away when/an old man n his dog walks by . i was far to embarrased to acknowledge him so carryed on regardless n the old man sayes to my boyfriend nice one son ! |
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"Ok as a teen i often enjoyed a good nosh in the ppark with my boyfriend anyhow one lunchtime we were down a secluded path n i was on my knees workin away when/an old man n his dog walks by . i was far to embarrased to acknowledge him so carryed on regardless n the old man sayes to my boyfriend nice one son ! "
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"Ok as a teen i often enjoyed a good nosh in the ppark with my boyfriend anyhow one lunchtime we were down a secluded path n i was on my knees workin away when/an old man n his dog walks by . i was far to embarrased to acknowledge him so carryed on regardless n the old man sayes to my boyfriend nice one son !
Awesome "
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"okay here goes : -
My parents are in their 70 s and my father after a fairly heated argument at home decides to go to penellergaer woods for a cool off walk . He parks the car and walks into the woods and off for his walk, He gets back to the car and there s another car pArked not so far away with a guy in it . He gets out and starts up a conversation with my dad . The conversation starts with do you come here often - Reply yes to let off steam - seen much action ? - dads reply was yes ( to the squirrels / bunnies and local wildlife ) not what his guy was on about - and proceeds to ask my dad if he comes dogging here often ? to which my dads reply was hadn't thought of it good idea ..
He gets home had the conversation with my mother who thinks it's a good idea - so when I go over the housesotjet then proceeds to ask Can we borrow Cleo ( which is my Rottweiler ) to go dogging with ? I don't think so which was my reply you're.not taking
my dog dogging ! I had a quiet word with my dad to have a search as I could my bare really to tell him what it meant . He found out and said no it's okay I m not taking Cleo dogging !!!
funny as fuck when I tell it hope you guys find it funny too xxxxx"
 Hahahahaha priceless |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"okay here goes : -
My parents are in their 70 s and my father after a fairly heated argument at home decides to go to penellergaer woods for a cool off walk . He parks the car and walks into the woods and off for his walk, He gets back to the car and there s another car pArked not so far away with a guy in it . He gets out and starts up a conversation with my dad . The conversation starts with do you come here often - Reply yes to let off steam - seen much action ? - dads reply was yes ( to the squirrels / bunnies and local wildlife ) not what his guy was on about - and proceeds to ask my dad if he comes dogging here often ? to which my dads reply was hadn't thought of it good idea ..
He gets home had the conversation with my mother who thinks it's a good idea - so when I go over the housesotjet then proceeds to ask Can we borrow Cleo ( which is my Rottweiler ) to go dogging with ? I don't think so which was my reply you're.not taking
my dog dogging ! I had a quiet word with my dad to have a search as I could my bare really to tell him what it meant . He found out and said no it's okay I m not taking Cleo dogging !!!
funny as fuck when I tell it hope you guys find it funny too xxxxx "
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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago
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After a night out, one summer's night me and my then bf ended up walking through the fields behind sophia gardens. After a bit of messing about and me walking through the field naked we decided to lay down and get it on. A great time was had by both of us and just as we were reaching our happy ending..... a little voice pipes up "give her one for me mate"
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"After a night out, one summer's night me and my then bf ended up walking through the fields behind sophia gardens. After a bit of messing about and me walking through the field naked we decided to lay down and get it on. A great time was had by both of us and just as we were reaching our happy ending..... a little voice pipes up "give her one for me mate"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The time I had to literally push a guy off me mid-fuck and run half naked to Xtasias toilet to be violently sick. I was sick through my fingers en route too, much to the disgust of onlookers. Fucking Malibu. |
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"The time I had to literally push a guy off me mid-fuck and run half naked to Xtasias toilet to be violently sick. I was sick through my fingers en route too, much to the disgust of onlookers. Fucking Malibu. "
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"The time I had to literally push a guy off me mid-fuck and run half naked to Xtasias toilet to be violently sick. I was sick through my fingers en route too, much to the disgust of onlookers. Fucking Malibu.
Pmsl "
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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago
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Many years ago now but Mine has probably gotta be when I got caught wanking by my mum
visiting my parents stayed at there house n during the night got the horn so was watching some of the shite soft porn on sky 
Having a wank using her hand cream
when suddenly I got cramp in both hamstrings so screamed like a girl in pain so she springs out of bed runs down stairs n catches me rolling round the floor trousers round my ankles porn on the go and her hand cream next to me
Needless to say breakfast was awkward lol |
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"Many years ago now but Mine has probably gotta be when I got caught wanking by my mum
visiting my parents stayed at there house n during the night got the horn so was watching some of the shite soft porn on sky
Having a wank using her hand cream
when suddenly I got cramp in both hamstrings so screamed like a girl in pain so she springs out of bed runs down stairs n catches me rolling round the floor trousers round my ankles porn on the go and her hand cream next to me
Needless to say breakfast was awkward lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Many years ago now but Mine has probably gotta be when I got caught wanking by my mum
visiting my parents stayed at there house n during the night got the horn so was watching some of the shite soft porn on sky
Having a wank using her hand cream
when suddenly I got cramp in both hamstrings so screamed like a girl in pain so she springs out of bed runs down stairs n catches me rolling round the floor trousers round my ankles porn on the go and her hand cream next to me
Needless to say breakfast was awkward lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok just this week
I went swansea with a female friend
We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on
She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me
(Ok Ann summers bras are small)
So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening
So I gave up and put second one on
We are still talking and laughing
And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In
I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room
I said omg how does that sound
Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol
I was still laughing about it an hr later "
You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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going out for a night in Cardiff only to be told an hour after getting there that I had odd shoes on lol how the fuck I didn't notice before hand i'll never no one was red with a heel the other was black and flat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok just this week
I went swansea with a female friend
We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on
She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me
(Ok Ann summers bras are small)
So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening
So I gave up and put second one on
We are still talking and laughing
And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In
I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room
I said omg how does that sound
Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol
I was still laughing about it an hr later
You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy "
I know some people have no class
You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok just this week
I went swansea with a female friend
We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on
She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me
(Ok Ann summers bras are small)
So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening
So I gave up and put second one on
We are still talking and laughing
And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In
I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room
I said omg how does that sound
Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol
I was still laughing about it an hr later
You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy
I know some people have no class
You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok just this week
I went swansea with a female friend
We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on
She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me
(Ok Ann summers bras are small)
So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening
So I gave up and put second one on
We are still talking and laughing
And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In
I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room
I said omg how does that sound
Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol
I was still laughing about it an hr later
You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy
I know some people have no class
You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol
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I did try easing them in gently but they were just too fucking big so ramming was the only way to go |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok just this week
I went swansea with a female friend
We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on
She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me
(Ok Ann summers bras are small)
So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening
So I gave up and put second one on
We are still talking and laughing
And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In
I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room
I said omg how does that sound
Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol
I was still laughing about it an hr later
You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy
I know some people have no class
You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol
Pipe down English woman lips "
Lister here now mush
English and proud
Don't blame me coz we beat you in the rugby lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok just this week
I went swansea with a female friend
We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on
She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me
(Ok Ann summers bras are small)
So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening
So I gave up and put second one on
We are still talking and laughing
And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In
I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room
I said omg how does that sound
Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol
I was still laughing about it an hr later
You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy
I know some people have no class
You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol
I did try easing them in gently but they were just too fucking big so ramming was the only way to go "
Ha ha ok next time I pick a bigger size lol
When we going shopping again lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok just this week
I went swansea with a female friend
We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on
She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me
(Ok Ann summers bras are small)
So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening
So I gave up and put second one on
We are still talking and laughing
And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In
I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room
I said omg how does that sound
Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol
I was still laughing about it an hr later
You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy
I know some people have no class
You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol
I did try easing them in gently but they were just too fucking big so ramming was the only way to go
Ha ha ok next time I pick a bigger size lol
When we going shopping again lol
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We go this week need something new for Saturday
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over a year ago
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"Ok just this week
I went swansea with a female friend
We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on
She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me
(Ok Ann summers bras are small)
So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening
So I gave up and put second one on
We are still talking and laughing
And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In
I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room
I said omg how does that sound
Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol
I was still laughing about it an hr later
You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy
I know some people have no class
You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol
Pipe down English woman lips
Lister here now mush
English and proud
Don't blame me coz we beat you in the rugby lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok just this week
I went swansea with a female friend
We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on
She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me
(Ok Ann summers bras are small)
So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening
So I gave up and put second one on
We are still talking and laughing
And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In
I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room
I said omg how does that sound
Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol
I was still laughing about it an hr later
You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy
I know some people have no class
You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol
I did try easing them in gently but they were just too fucking big so ramming was the only way to go
Ha ha ok next time I pick a bigger size lol
When we going shopping again lol
We go this week need something new for Saturday
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Ha ha thursday any good lol |
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"Ok just this week
I went swansea with a female friend
We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on
She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me
(Ok Ann summers bras are small)
So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening
So I gave up and put second one on
We are still talking and laughing
And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In
I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room
I said omg how does that sound
Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol
I was still laughing about it an hr later
You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy
I know some people have no class
You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol
Pipe down English woman lips
Lister here now mush
English and proud
Don't blame me coz we beat you in the rugby lol
You know the bet "
Lol feck ok I will have faith in my boys and say deal lol |
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"Ok just this week
I went swansea with a female friend
We were laughing and playing with the toys then I went to try 2 baby dolls on
She asked me to show her what they looked like, so I said just come in with me
(Ok Ann summers bras are small)
So we were laughing and I was trying to get my boobs in first but wasn't happening
So I gave up and put second one on
We are still talking and laughing
And she says loudly just ram it in di ram it In
I just burst out laughing as when we went in there was people outside the changing room
I said omg how does that sound
Two women in changing room and one saying just ram it in lol
I was still laughing about it an hr later
You really should pick your friends more carefully.... how trashy
I know some people have no class
You don't ram them in your gently ease them in lol
I did try easing them in gently but they were just too fucking big so ramming was the only way to go
Ha ha ok next time I pick a bigger size lol
When we going shopping again lol
We go this week need something new for Saturday
Ha ha thursday any good lol "
Actually I believe it is |
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over a year ago
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"Ching Ching
Let's hit the shops
And no ramming or spanking me either actually ha ha I forgot about that part ha ha "
And no inviting strangers for breakfast without seeing a face pic first
My nerves can't cope again |
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"Ching Ching
Let's hit the shops
And no ramming or spanking me either actually ha ha I forgot about that part ha ha
And no inviting strangers for breakfast without seeing a face pic first
My nerves can't cope again "
Ha ha don't be a fecking wimp
It was funny
Tramp hat and beard lol |
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"Ching Ching
Let's hit the shops
And no ramming or spanking me either actually ha ha I forgot about that part ha ha
And no inviting strangers for breakfast without seeing a face pic first
My nerves can't cope again
Ha ha don't be a fecking wimp
It was funny
Tramp hat and beard lol "
It was funny after but not at the time. I felt ill  |
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"Ching Ching
Let's hit the shops
And no ramming or spanking me either actually ha ha I forgot about that part ha ha
And no inviting strangers for breakfast without seeing a face pic first
My nerves can't cope again
Ha ha don't be a fecking wimp
It was funny
Tramp hat and beard lol
It was funny after but not at the time. I felt ill "
The look on your face when the guy came to talk to us was priceless lol |
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