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By *thwalescpl OP Couple over a year ago

brecon

Saw something on another thread, and thought I'd nick it and claim it as my own as it's brilliant!

Take a phrase or saying, and change it to something sex or swinging related.

Give a man a wank, and he's happy for a day... but teach him to wank, and he's happy for life!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what goes around comes around

what fucks around without condom gets the crap

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By *arren e treggidenMan over a year ago

pembroke dock wales

what shoots up must dribble down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too many cocks spoil ................ nothing.

Sorry started well then realised it was going nowhere. Pmsl.

Rosie x

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By *et_n_WildCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

A cock in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Wet

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By *et_n_WildCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

A dogging virgin gathers no Cum

Wild

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By *et_n_WildCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

A Daisy chain is only as strong as it's weakest cock.

Wet

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By *et_n_WildCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

A fuck friend in need is a friend indeed.

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By *et_n_WildCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

A cock in time saves nine.

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By *et_n_WildCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

All roads lead to Chams.

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By *et_n_WildCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

All that glitters is not Cum

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By *et_n_WildCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

Give head where head is due

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By *et_n_WildCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

Keep your mouth shut and your legs open.

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By *et_n_WildCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

The bigger they are the harder they Cum

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By *et_n_WildCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

Two is company, three is a party!

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By *et_n_WildCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

Two dongs don't make it tight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you can't think of anything nice to say ..... don't leave them a verification!

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By *ewie3Man over a year ago

Neath

Don't swing with your friends on the way up because they will still be there on the way back down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If at first you don't succeed, suck cock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slow and steady wins the race, but hard and fast can be fun as well!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Money can't buy you love, but it can rent it for a few hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You cant have pussy, and eat it

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple over a year ago

brecon

Ladies, if at first you don't succeed, suck a cock!

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By *et_n_WildCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

"If you can't think of anything nice to say ..... don't leave them a verification! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The bigger they come. The harder they fuck!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

red bell end at night, doggers delight

still red in the morning, best get checked over!

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