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Arrange to meet someone off here after seeing photos from the neck down, when they turn up it's your ex who you didnt use to have sex with as kept making excuses that i was tired but really cos she was awful.lol. |
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"Arrange to meet someone off here after seeing photos from the neck down, when they turn up it's your ex who you didnt use to have sex with as kept making excuses that i was tired but really cos she was awful.lol. "
lol. That's bad, but funny. |
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"On your way to a meet in nothing but sexy undies and a coat and your car breaks down on the motorway "
This actually happened to me and police stopped to help me   |
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"On your way to a meet in nothing but sexy undies and a coat and your car breaks down on the motorway
This actually happened to me and police stopped to help me "
Ha ha im glad I don't drive sometimes |
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"On your way to a meet in nothing but sexy undies and a coat and your car breaks down on the motorway
This actually happened to me and police stopped to help me
Ha ha im glad I don't drive sometimes "
I was bricking it lol |
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"I could wake up to find zewie has moved in, his nightly visits are getting longer  "
Lol or could be stood in the cold waiting for the twat for 25 minutes while he finishes his cuppa lol
Only to have him drive you home
Claiming his dying for a pee and walk down your back garden with his penis hanging out lol |
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"I could wake up to find zewie has moved in, his nightly visits are getting longer
Lol or could be stood in the cold waiting for the twat for 25 minutes while he finishes his cuppa lol
Only to have him drive you home
Claiming his dying for a pee and walk down your back garden with his penis hanging out lol "
pmsl we did keep telling him to sod off cause your waiting he just couldn't bring himself to leave us lol |
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"I could wake up to find zewie has moved in, his nightly visits are getting longer
Lol or could be stood in the cold waiting for the twat for 25 minutes while he finishes his cuppa lol
Only to have him drive you home
Claiming his dying for a pee and walk down your back garden with his penis hanging out lol
pmsl we did keep telling him to sod off cause your waiting he just couldn't bring himself to leave us lol "
Ha ha he sat in lidi carpark got his penis out and started shaking it
Saying he was checking it was alive
Then when we got to my house he ran upstairs then all I could hear is
I'm still going im still going
I'm still going
I shouted up shut up ffs lol |
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"Arrange to meet someone off here after seeing photos from the neck down, when they turn up it's your ex who you didnt use to have sex with as kept making excuses that i was tired but really cos she was awful.lol. "
Why would you go out with her to begin with if she was that awful? |
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"On your way to a meet in nothing but sexy undies and a coat and your car breaks down on the motorway
I've had a dream about this happening any time, hence the reason I'll never do it lol. "
Had a dread even! |
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