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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I've been realy busy lately doing stuff that needs to be done,

I'm just one woman so I can't do everything no matter how much the hubby ( mr snowball ) thinks I can

So I have to ask for help

I have a male friend, he's a really nice man, has a heart of gold in fact,

but he's becoming more and more demanding, he constantly bombards me with messages

I even get them when I'm having sex, he likes to pour out all his troubles,

and believe me he has lots of troubles , some may say he needs help anyway he has now started demanding I cook his food

today he demanded a cooked dinner done for him by the time he returned from the sauna ffs as if I havnt seen enough of him today .

So are there any very lonely, desperate women out there who would like to be

a mother figure for him, even if its only for a little while, it would seriously make my life bearable your help would be much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Move and change yours number

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" I've been realy busy lately doing stuff that needs to be done,

I'm just one woman so I can't do everything no matter how much the hubby ( mr snowball ) thinks I can

So I have to ask for help

I have a male friend, he's a really nice man, has a heart of gold in fact,

but he's becoming more and more demanding, he constantly bombards me with messages

I even get them when I'm having sex, he likes to pour out all his troubles,

and believe me he has lots of troubles , some may say he needs help anyway he has now started demanding I cook his food

today he demanded a cooked dinner done for him by the time he returned from the sauna ffs as if I havnt seen enough of him today .

So are there any very lonely, desperate women out there who would like to be

a mother figure for him, even if its only for a little while, it would seriously make my life bearable your help would be much appreciated "

What type of women is he in2

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" I've been realy busy lately doing stuff that needs to be done,

I'm just one woman so I can't do everything no matter how much the hubby ( mr snowball ) thinks I can

So I have to ask for help

I have a male friend, he's a really nice man, has a heart of gold in fact,

but he's becoming more and more demanding, he constantly bombards me with messages

I even get them when I'm having sex, he likes to pour out all his troubles,

and believe me he has lots of troubles , some may say he needs help anyway he has now started demanding I cook his food

today he demanded a cooked dinner done for him by the time he returned from the sauna ffs as if I havnt seen enough of him today .

So are there any very lonely, desperate women out there who would like to be

a mother figure for him, even if its only for a little while, it would seriously make my life bearable your help would be much appreciated

What type of women is he in2"

I'm not putting myself 4ward mind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey just thought...

Get rid of snowball and the other 1 will follow pmsfl

Just a thought mind...

I think I'd make a excellent marriage advice person

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey just thought...

Get rid of snowball and the other 1 will follow pmsfl

Just a thought mind...

I think I'd make a excellent marriage advice person "

I like your way of thinking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey just thought...

Get rid of snowball and the other 1 will follow pmsfl

Just a thought mind...

I think I'd make a excellent marriage advice person

I like your way of thinking "

Hey here 24 hours a day ring anytime lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey just thought...

Get rid of snowball and the other 1 will follow pmsfl

Just a thought mind...

I think I'd make a excellent marriage advice person

I like your way of thinking

Hey here 24 hours a day ring anytime lol "

Or take the fecker 2 chams 2morrow and put him in the stocks

Plenty of woman going

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hey just thought...

Get rid of snowball and the other 1 will follow pmsfl

Just a thought mind...

I think I'd make a excellent marriage advice person

I like your way of thinking

Hey here 24 hours a day ring anytime lol

Or take the fecker 2 chams 2morrow and put him in the stocks

Plenty of woman going"

I will put you on speed dial

and lucky enough for me its his weekend to stay in ,so ive got until sunday to get my head sorted before he fries it again xx

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By *elsh_lass74Woman  over a year ago

South Wales

Send him to giggles, he will never be seen again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey just thought...

Get rid of snowball and the other 1 will follow pmsfl

Just a thought mind...

I think I'd make a excellent marriage advice person

I like your way of thinking

Hey here 24 hours a day ring anytime lol

hahaha well if he's frying ur head he ain't doing mine in...ooo and thank good lush is back pmsfl

Or take the fecker 2 chams 2morrow and put him in the stocks

Plenty of woman going

I will put you on speed dial

and lucky enough for me its his weekend to stay in ,so ive got until sunday to get my head sorted before he fries it again xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

the fooker has turned up used my microwave to warm his dinner, pinched a can of out of the fridge and will expect me to wash his dish after he has finished ,what a fooking liberty

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

omfg he just pinched my bread out of the cupboard to mop his gravy up, come on girls someone must want him ??????????????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just got rid of one like that, don't want another. Have you tried listing him on ebay?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"the fooker has turned up used my microwave to warm his dinner, pinched a can of out of the fridge and will expect me to wash his dish after he has finished ,what a fooking liberty "

Disgraceful

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By *ewie3Man  over a year ago

Neath

Bloody disgraceful I say there's no cake for afters

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By *ewie3Man  over a year ago

Neath

Bloody lovely dinner thou proper gravy yum yum pigs bum mmmmm thank you friend mwah

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan  over a year ago

South Wales

block him.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"block him."

And that will stop him coming to her house?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Unless you meant breezeblock him, in the head like

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"block him."

Bit pointless he is sat on my sofa

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bloody lovely dinner thou proper gravy yum yum pigs bum mmmmm thank you friend mwah "

Your welcome just don't ask for another one lol xxxxx

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By *ewie3Man  over a year ago

Neath


"Bloody lovely dinner thou proper gravy yum yum pigs bum mmmmm thank you friend mwah

Your welcome just don't ask for another one lol xxxxx"

I'll be down Sunday for my take out dinner thank you

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By *endoMan  over a year ago

merthyr

You a very smart woman with a heart of gold why can't I find a woman like youself I treat you like a Princess

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By *ewie3Man  over a year ago

Neath


"You a very smart woman with a heart of gold why can't I find a woman like youself I treat you like a Princess "

Oi get your own chef your not having my food

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You a very smart woman with a heart of gold why can't I find a woman like youself I treat you like a Princess "

What like lock her up in a tower?

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By *ewie3Man  over a year ago

Neath


"You a very smart woman with a heart of gold why can't I find a woman like youself I treat you like a Princess

What like lock her up in a tower?"

Or leave her sleep all the time ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You a very smart woman with a heart of gold why can't I find a woman like youself I treat you like a Princess

What like lock her up in a tower?

Or leave her sleep all the time ?"

Or put her in a cottage with seven short blokes?

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By *ewie3Man  over a year ago

Neath


"You a very smart woman with a heart of gold why can't I find a woman like youself I treat you like a Princess

What like lock her up in a tower?

Or leave her sleep all the time ?

Or put her in a cottage with seven short blokes?"

Or go to oxfam to find a glass slipper ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

he,s finally gone home so I,m off to bed as my head is spinning

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By *ewie3Man  over a year ago

Neath


"he,s finally gone home so I,m off to bed as my head is spinning "

You both love me really be back down in 10 mins forgot to put my order in for tomorrow pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"he,s finally gone home so I,m off to bed as my head is spinning

You both love me really be back down in 10 mins forgot to put my order in for tomorrow pmsl "

Sod off lol go empty your buckets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

grow a pair and take back the key or change the locks for a start.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"grow a pair and take back the key or change the locks for a start."

He hasn't got a key so why would I change the locks ? He doesn't live here

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By *ewie3Man  over a year ago

Neath


"grow a pair and take back the key or change the locks for a start.

He hasn't got a key so why would I change the locks ? He doesn't live here "

I bloody do and I don't need a key the doors always open

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By *ewie3Man  over a year ago

Neath


"he,s finally gone home so I,m off to bed as my head is spinning

You both love me really be back down in 10 mins forgot to put my order in for tomorrow pmsl

Sod off lol go empty your buckets "

Buckets totally empty now so can sleep without the Chinese torture lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"grow a pair and take back the key or change the locks for a start.

He hasn't got a key so why would I change the locks ? He doesn't live here

I bloody do and I don't need a key the doors always open "

Pmsl I'm gonna wake up one morning to find you cwtched up to me and col

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By *ewie3Man  over a year ago

Neath


"grow a pair and take back the key or change the locks for a start.

He hasn't got a key so why would I change the locks ? He doesn't live here

I bloody do and I don't need a key the doors always open

Pmsl I'm gonna wake up one morning to find you cwtched up to me and col "

Pmsl

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan  over a year ago

South Wales


"block him.

And that will stop him coming to her house?"

Oh shit that's bad news. He might need a 'talking' too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Send him 2 me I will sort him out

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By *ewie3Man  over a year ago

Neath


"block him.

And that will stop him coming to her house?

Oh shit that's bad news. He might need a 'talking' too."

They've talked to me for years o still keep going back lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ha ha write a list of favours you have done for him

Like he said he has on me ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ohhh if your doors always open can i come and lick ya gravy please....

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By *pples123456Man  over a year ago

Cardiff


"grow a pair and take back the key or change the locks for a start.

He hasn't got a key so why would I change the locks ? He doesn't live here

I bloody do and I don't need a key the doors always open

Pmsl I'm gonna wake up one morning to find you cwtched up to me and col "

And there's me thinking that already happens, col just kicks him out b4 you wake ,, that's one image shattered in my head now lol

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By *ewie3Man  over a year ago

Neath


"Ha ha write a list of favours you have done for him

Like he said he has on me ha ha "

I haven't got a peice of paper big enuf to write your list on BB lol when do you want to borrow the van

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By *ewie3Man  over a year ago

Neath


"Ohhh if your doors always open can i come and lick ya gravy please.... "

Lol the gravy was lovely twerking you missed out there

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ohhh if your doors always open can i come and lick ya gravy please.... "

of coarse you can doors always open for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fanx.............

Voddie lezza.....

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By *ewie3Man  over a year ago

Neath


"Fanx.............

Voddie lezza..... "

Pmsl yip I agree with that one

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