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when is it too old for car fun?
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Jayne said the same about her new car, so after a social we (actually she d*unkenly insisted) decided to go to the local common and get jiggy, a few giggly (she was very d*unk!) fumbling bumping minutes later I had to get out, one leg trapped in a seatbelt I fell and sat on a thistle.... I went from "not really very keen, cos we have a comfy bed at home" to "very pissed off and a bit grumpy" in about a tenth of a second!
Suffice to say, doing it outdoors, or in a car, especially in this weather, is best left to animals and giggly teenagers who don't have anywhere else to go!  |
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"Mart, when did you turn into a boring old fart!? 
Yes it can get uncomfortable, but hey, its part of the fun!!!
And I'll be a giggly teenager for as long as I can!!!!  "
Oi, nowt boring about me, I just like a comfy bed, or sofa, or kitchen worktop... you get the jist?
but Jaynes car is tiny, and she was pissed, and its been waaaay too long since we bent into those sort of shapes in a tin can ffs!  |
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"Don't think you can get too old, but you definitely need to re think once your ass becomes too big to comfortably fit that's me 
I have a large car and havent christened it yet hehe  "
So you really think we'd be safe to christen your car I reckon a submarine would be better for us |
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I think that your too old
when you can't quite get your leg over the headrest
When your actually trapped in the seat rather than nimbly clambering all over it
When the seat belts come in handy to winch you up
When you buy an estate car for comfort and space
You can't flick the hazards off with your
Toe
And finally after the event your too tired to look for your socks and pants 
I might be wrong or it might just be me  |
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"... is 40 too old for car fun??? Thoughts please"
What?? At 40, I hadn't even started having car fun...!
... and I think that I've got a few more years to continue enjoying it...!
Never too old..!!!
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"... is 40 too old for car fun??? Thoughts please
What?? At 40, I hadn't even started having car fun...!
... and I think that I've got a few more years to continue enjoying it...!
Never too old..!!!
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"... is 40 too old for car fun??? Thoughts please
What?? At 40, I hadn't even started having car fun...!
... and I think that I've got a few more years to continue enjoying it...!
Never too old..!!!
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Never too old. Paul be honest with everyone huni N say how you was chuck out of ur nursing home cause they said you was too old for them even hehe |
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"Don't think you can get too old, but you definitely need to re think once your ass becomes too big to comfortably fit that's me
I have a large car and havent christened it yet hehe
So you really think we'd be safe to christen your car I reckon a submarine would be better for us "
Very true. I will have a submaribe saturday.. only joking will a bed do |
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"I have bought a new car and want to christen it but is 40 too old for car fun??? Thoughts please"
Never too old for car fun. They do say life begins at 40 |
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By *ewie3Man
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"... is 40 too old for car fun??? Thoughts please
What?? At 40, I hadn't even started having car fun...!
... and I think that I've got a few more years to continue enjoying it...!
Never too old..!!!
Never too old. Paul be honest with everyone huni N say how you was chuck out of ur nursing home cause they said you was too old for them even hehe "
They kicked me out of the nuthouse as I emptyed the place not the old age home as your very much the same age sexy lady |
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"... is 40 too old for car fun??? Thoughts please
What?? At 40, I hadn't even started having car fun...!
... and I think that I've got a few more years to continue enjoying it...!
Never too old..!!!
Never too old. Paul be honest with everyone huni N say how you was chuck out of ur nursing home cause they said you was too old for them even hehe
They kicked me out of the nuthouse as I emptyed the place not the old age home as your very much the same age sexy lady "
I wondered how long it take you to spot what I wrote
U know I'm pulling ur leg hun xx |
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By *ewie3Man
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"... is 40 too old for car fun??? Thoughts please
What?? At 40, I hadn't even started having car fun...!
... and I think that I've got a few more years to continue enjoying it...!
Never too old..!!!
Never too old. Paul be honest with everyone huni N say how you was chuck out of ur nursing home cause they said you was too old for them even hehe
They kicked me out of the nuthouse as I emptyed the place not the old age home as your very much the same age sexy lady
I wondered how long it take you to spot what I wrote
U know I'm pulling ur leg hun xx"
I know sexy lady all good banter |
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"... is 40 too old for car fun??? Thoughts please
What?? At 40, I hadn't even started having car fun...!
... and I think that I've got a few more years to continue enjoying it...!
Never too old..!!!
Never too old. Paul be honest with everyone huni N say how you was chuck out of ur nursing home cause they said you was too old for them even hehe
They kicked me out of the nuthouse as I emptyed the place not the old age home as your very much the same age sexy lady
I wondered how long it take you to spot what I wrote
U know I'm pulling ur leg hun xx
I know sexy lady all good banter "
I do enjoy my banter with you fair play x |
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By *ewie3Man
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"... is 40 too old for car fun??? Thoughts please
What?? At 40, I hadn't even started having car fun...!
... and I think that I've got a few more years to continue enjoying it...!
Never too old..!!!
Never too old. Paul be honest with everyone huni N say how you was chuck out of ur nursing home cause they said you was too old for them even hehe
They kicked me out of the nuthouse as I emptyed the place not the old age home as your very much the same age sexy lady
I wondered how long it take you to spot what I wrote
U know I'm pulling ur leg hun xx
I know sexy lady all good banter
I do enjoy my banter with you fair play x"
I've got a van so plenty of room in the back without getting stuck in the seatbelt or head rest lol xx and I enjoy the banter also xx |
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