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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My face is leaving in 5 minutes, you better be on it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me, Fancy a Fuck?

Giggles, no

Me, well lay by there while I have one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

nice leggs shame about the face always works ifind lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes it is a gun in my pocket...you're not that pretty but I'll try to get an erection for you" is not one of my more successful ones...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women are from Venus, men from mars, how about we explore Uranus?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Yes it is a gun in my pocket...you're not that pretty but I'll try to get an erection for you" is not one of my more successful ones..."

Quite funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Women are from Venus, men from mars, how about we explore Uranus?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Is that a ladder in your stockings , or a stairway to heaven'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Do you have any English/Italian/whatever in you?' - 'Do you want some?'

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By *wistedtongue0220Man over a year ago

Swansea

I'm going to call you Google because you're everything I'm looking for lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We had a message earlier off a guy that went along the lines of:

"Is your arse a basketball court, because i'd dribble on it all day!".

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By *rnmrsgCouple over a year ago

coalville

I hope you've got pet insurance because I'm going to destroy your pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hope you've got pet insurance because I'm going to destroy your pussy

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

They are bad pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm hung like a tic tac. Wanna freshen your breath?

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