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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I need help!
I am ashamed to say that my food sex obsession is getting out of control and I love being f*@ked with a Mars Bar. However, I'm now very concerned that this constitutes so many sins that I will receive a life ban from Slimming World.
I know a cucumber would be more acceptable to the fat-busting community but will it be as good, I wonder.
Fellow fabsters ... please advise ... what foods can be as satisfying as a Mars bar but less calorific cos i must be absorbing sooooo many naughty calories? ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol I think I'd want something abit more chunky
Kit Kat chunky it the 4 finger variety ??"
You two are not helping with my calorie concerns!
Now if, after pleasuring me with the chunky chocolate, you are going to eat it up so that you take the calories before they melt into me, then maybe the sin would be more yours than mine .....?? Pmsl x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol I think I'd want something abit more chunky
Kit Kat chunky it the 4 finger variety ??
You two are not helping with my calorie concerns!
Now if, after pleasuring me with the chunky chocolate, you are going to eat it up so that you take the calories before they melt into me, then maybe the sin would be more yours than mine .....?? Pmsl x"
LOL hows about we share it that way we can share the calories or we make craig eat it once we are done |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mmmmm now we need to search for a chocolate bar long enough to use double ended lol !
And with a guy to mop up those pesky calories we could f*@k ourselves fit! !
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"Mmmmm now we need to search for a chocolate bar long enough to use double ended lol !
And with a guy to mop up those pesky calories we could f*@k ourselves fit! !
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giant toblerone out the pound shop |
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"Mmmmm now we need to search for a chocolate bar long enough to use double ended lol !
And with a guy to mop up those pesky calories we could f*@k ourselves fit! !
giant toblerone out the pound shop"
Thas exactly what I was thinking lol just abit of an odd shape |
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