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worst, craziest ,funniest meets you've had on here
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"Seen this elsewhere so thought why not ask you lovely peeps in the welsh forum too. We have all had some brilliant,mid blowingly fucktastic meets.. But what of the horror stories, the ones you still laugh about now and the kind never to be repeated in a million year ones..? Let us delight in the exquisite agony of your personal nightmare meets .. and let them be a warning or a heads up ,to the new,the naive,and to us all "Will let you know when I've had one anyway your be with me and putting it on here lol  | |||
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"Seen this elsewhere so thought why not ask you lovely peeps in the welsh forum too. We have all had some brilliant,mid blowingly fucktastic meets.. But what of the horror stories, the ones you still laugh about now and the kind never to be repeated in a million year ones..? Let us delight in the exquisite agony of your personal nightmare meets .. and let them be a warning or a heads up ,to the new,the naive,and to us all
Will let you know when I've had one anyway your be with me and putting it on here lol "lol nothing will beat my first ever meet for funny  | |||
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"To funny to tell u but I still think of it after 9 years and I just sit and giggle all day long xx" come on misses spill the beans I have lol xx | |||
"Ok as I posted the topic the most random strange social meet I've ever had was with a guy off here we arranged a pub meet so when I got to the pub he's there we get a drink sit down and start chatting when I asked about his interests, needless to say nearly an hour on the topic of starwars got a bit boring but I was polite and listened , he then starts to tell me about his collection of rare starwars figures at home and as I seemed so interested would I like to see lol oh wait but it gets better he then gets his phone out and says he's sure his mummy wouldn't mind coming to pick us up so we could go back to his so I can see it oh and ”I'm sure mummy would love company for lunch save me buying some here for us” Turns out he still lives with his mum, her dogs and his collection of starwars figure, Needless to say a quick text to a friend with the word HELP was enough to make her ring me and good old "uncle ernie" came to the rescue (I don't even have an uncle) I don't think I've ever left a pub so quick lol the next day he messaged and said I was lovely that he'd told his mummy all about me and she'd love to meet his new girlfriend this resulted in me being blunt and very honest lol he's the first bloke to block me after sending a message saying I broke his heart!!! "im sure hes gona b well chuffed reading this  | |||
"Ok as I posted the topic the most random strange social meet I've ever had was with a guy off here we arranged a pub meet so when I got to the pub he's there we get a drink sit down and start chatting when I asked about his interests, needless to say nearly an hour on the topic of starwars got a bit boring but I was polite and listened , he then starts to tell me about his collection of rare starwars figures at home and as I seemed so interested would I like to see lol oh wait but it gets better he then gets his phone out and says he's sure his mummy wouldn't mind coming to pick us up so we could go back to his so I can see it oh and ”I'm sure mummy would love company for lunch save me buying some here for us” Turns out he still lives with his mum, her dogs and his collection of starwars figure, Needless to say a quick text to a friend with the word HELP was enough to make her ring me and good old "uncle ernie" came to the rescue (I don't even have an uncle) I don't think I've ever left a pub so quick lol the next day he messaged and said I was lovely that he'd told his mummy all about me and she'd love to meet his new girlfriend this resulted in me being blunt and very honest lol he's the first bloke to block me after sending a message saying I broke his heart!!!
im sure hes gona b well chuffed reading this "actually he's no longer on the site and as i'm friends with his now wife it isn't as bad as your making out, We've even had a laugh about it and he's admitted how crazy it must have seemed at the time, funny thing is when I had an invite to the wedding last yr there was no hard feelings between any of us so if he did see this he'd most probably laugh like I did when I wrote it.. | |||
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"Mine was with a guy who met me in car park as we were gonna go for a drink. He sat in my car smelling of and flops his cock out when no indication was given I was wanting to do anything, we'd barely said Hi! Thank god I was saved by a text!" lol aww didn't you want his sausage to suck on hun | |||
"Mine was with a guy who met me in car park as we were gonna go for a drink. He sat in my car smelling of and flops his cock out when no indication was given I was wanting to do anything, we'd barely said Hi! Thank god I was saved by a text! lol aww didn't you want his sausage to suck on hun "Just rude lol | |||
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"When asked the question of the nightmare meet, my mind obviously keeps returning to last June when Stig and I went to a couples house for a meet and their rottweiler dog attacked me and mauled my arm - I ended up in hospital for two weeks and have the scars as a constant reminder that swinging can be hazardous! However, let's not dwell on that since this is the season of goodwill ..... I will cast my mind further back to when I was first meeting guys on here and arranged to meet a guy from Neath in a pub carpark just off the M4 with a view to driving off to a remote location for some fun. I pulled in to the carpark and could see the land rover he said he was driving - caked in mud and rust. He got out of the car and my heart sank - he was caked in mud too, had very few teeth and was wearing wellies and had obviously just come straight from a farm or something similar - YUCK!! I told him that I would take my car and he could follow me to somewhere quiet. As he didn't know the area, I drove quicker and quicker around the country lanes, taking random turns frequently until I had no idea where I was but he was getting further and further behind me and eventually I lost him. He texted me a few minutes later saying he was lost and I texted him back saying, keep going until he saw a road sign or something and to let me know here he was. I found my way back to the pub car park an waited and about 15 minutes later he texted again to say he thought he was on the outskirts of Cardiff and could see a sign for Penarth. I texted back 'keep following the signs for Penarth until you can see the sea, then turn right and follow the coast - you'll get back to Neath eventually.' Following this incident, I learned to be alot more carefully in choosing meets - and alot more upfront in saying 'NO THANKS' to mingers and undesirables lol!!" gawd im laughing so much i nearly wet myself, Rosie this could only happen to you girl ha ha ha i will continue to have visions of our sexy rosie being chased by a mucky landrover | |||
"When asked the question of the nightmare meet, my mind obviously keeps returning to last June when Stig and I went to a couples house for a meet and their rottweiler dog attacked me and mauled my arm - I ended up in hospital for two weeks and have the scars as a constant reminder that swinging can be hazardous! However, let's not dwell on that since this is the season of goodwill ..... I will cast my mind further back to when I was first meeting guys on here and arranged to meet a guy from Neath in a pub carpark just off the M4 with a view to driving off to a remote location for some fun. I pulled in to the carpark and could see the land rover he said he was driving - caked in mud and rust. He got out of the car and my heart sank - he was caked in mud too, had very few teeth and was wearing wellies and had obviously just come straight from a farm or something similar - YUCK!! I told him that I would take my car and he could follow me to somewhere quiet. As he didn't know the area, I drove quicker and quicker around the country lanes, taking random turns frequently until I had no idea where I was but he was getting further and further behind me and eventually I lost him. He texted me a few minutes later saying he was lost and I texted him back saying, keep going until he saw a road sign or something and to let me know here he was. I found my way back to the pub car park an waited and about 15 minutes later he texted again to say he thought he was on the outskirts of Cardiff and could see a sign for Penarth. I texted back 'keep following the signs for Penarth until you can see the sea, then turn right and follow the coast - you'll get back to Neath eventually.' Following this incident, I learned to be alot more carefully in choosing meets - and alot more upfront in saying 'NO THANKS' to mingers and undesirables lol!! gawd im laughing so much i nearly wet myself, Rosie this could only happen to you girl ha ha ha i will continue to have visions of our sexy rosie being chased by a mucky landrover"Lol its the mucky wellies that got me laughing the vision of him chasing sheep in a field. Just won't go away | |||
