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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just had a fucking corker

"Come on babe let's work some of that fat off you."

I nearly choked on my 'Bow and almost literally pissed my self laughing.

Now I am trying my very best to resist such a tempting offer.

Anyone else had anything similarly amusing??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had a fucking corker

"Come on babe let's work some of that fat off you."

I nearly choked on my 'Bow and almost literally pissed my self laughing.

Now I am trying my very best to resist such a tempting offer.

Anyone else had anything similarly amusing?? "

!! I can't believe people can put such bollocks! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just had a fucking corker

"Come on babe let's work some of that fat off you."

I nearly choked on my 'Bow and almost literally pissed my self laughing.

Now I am trying my very best to resist such a tempting offer.

Anyone else had anything similarly amusing??

!! I can't believe people can put such bollocks! X"

I sent him a few messages after and the poor fucker seemed to think he was genuinely being helpful. Pity mun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mine is....are you desperate fucking old men???

pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine is..what you messaging me for im not a bbw lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had a fucking corker

"Come on babe let's work some of that fat off you."

I nearly choked on my 'Bow and almost literally pissed my self laughing.

Now I am trying my very best to resist such a tempting offer.

Anyone else had anything similarly amusing??

!! I can't believe people can put such bollocks! X

I sent him a few messages after and the poor fucker seemed to think he was genuinely being helpful. Pity mun "

I've been known to send some strange messages, let me know if you'd like one, purely on a platonic basis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"mine is....are you desperate fucking old men???

pmsfl "

Do you shag old men then?

PMSLMAO

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"mine is....are you desperate fucking old men???

pmsfl

Do you shag old men then?

PMSLMAO"

apparently so pmsfl...

it was the desperate bit I laughed at.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

he has 2 accounts gigs just had an abusive message off the same person but on a couples profile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"mine is....are you desperate fucking old men???

pmsfl

Do you shag old men then?

PMSLMAO

apparently so pmsfl...

it was the desperate bit I laughed at. "

I like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just had a fucking corker

"Come on babe let's work some of that fat off you."

I nearly choked on my 'Bow and almost literally pissed my self laughing.

Now I am trying my very best to resist such a tempting offer.

Anyone else had anything similarly amusing??

!! I can't believe people can put such bollocks! X

I sent him a few messages after and the poor fucker seemed to think he was genuinely being helpful. Pity mun

I've been known to send some strange messages, let me know if you'd like one, purely on a platonic basis "

Go for it....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had a fucking corker

"Come on babe let's work some of that fat off you."

I nearly choked on my 'Bow and almost literally pissed my self laughing.

Now I am trying my very best to resist such a tempting offer.

Anyone else had anything similarly amusing??

!! I can't believe people can put such bollocks! X

I sent him a few messages after and the poor fucker seemed to think he was genuinely being helpful. Pity mun

I've been known to send some strange messages, let me know if you'd like one, purely on a platonic basis

Go for it.... "

The lady asks, the lady recieves

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just had a fucking corker

"Come on babe let's work some of that fat off you."

I nearly choked on my 'Bow and almost literally pissed my self laughing.

Now I am trying my very best to resist such a tempting offer.

Anyone else had anything similarly amusing??

!! I can't believe people can put such bollocks! X

I sent him a few messages after and the poor fucker seemed to think he was genuinely being helpful. Pity mun

I've been known to send some strange messages, let me know if you'd like one, purely on a platonic basis

Go for it....

The lady asks, the lady recieves"

Story of my life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just had a fucking corker

"Come on babe let's work some of that fat off you."

I nearly choked on my 'Bow and almost literally pissed my self laughing.

Now I am trying my very best to resist such a tempting offer.

Anyone else had anything similarly amusing??

!! I can't believe people can put such bollocks! X

I sent him a few messages after and the poor fucker seemed to think he was genuinely being helpful. Pity mun

I've been known to send some strange messages, let me know if you'd like one, purely on a platonic basis

Go for it....

The lady asks, the lady recieves

Story of my life "

Sorry you asked now aint ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just had a fucking corker

"Come on babe let's work some of that fat off you."

I nearly choked on my 'Bow and almost literally pissed my self laughing.

Now I am trying my very best to resist such a tempting offer.

Anyone else had anything similarly amusing??

!! I can't believe people can put such bollocks! X

I sent him a few messages after and the poor fucker seemed to think he was genuinely being helpful. Pity mun

I've been known to send some strange messages, let me know if you'd like one, purely on a platonic basis

Go for it....

The lady asks, the lady recieves

Story of my life

Sorry you asked now aint ya "

Just a bit

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By *weet debaucheryWoman  over a year ago

carmarthen

My most memorable was

"Oi cunt talk to me!"

Couldn't help but reply thanking the prick for such a thoughtful message hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine is will u finish with my gf for me.he keeps using a different profile but same question. Another I get asked is are you fertile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had an absolutely hilarious one this morning (more like revolting). All 'Daddy' this and 'Princess' that. Grim.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Id love to get weird messages, would wind the fuckers right up lol

Kgirl u look totally like a daddys little princess kinda girl pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My most memorable was

"Oi cunt talk to me!"

Couldn't help but reply thanking the prick for such a thoughtful message hehe."

Such a chelarmer. Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Charmer** even

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My most memorable was

"Oi cunt talk to me!"

Couldn't help but reply thanking the prick for such a thoughtful message hehe."

Fucker...... stole my best line

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id love to get weird messages, would wind the fuckers right up lol

Kgirl u look totally like a daddys little princess kinda girl pmsl"

It was talking about Daddy sniffing my knickers whilst I was in college. So disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a few

i want to make you gag!!

i want my balls to hit your throat!! - now don't get me wrong i like a mouthful but if his balls reach that far how small would his cock need to be!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're all so lucky to even get messages, I get hardly any :/

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