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whats dumbest question someone has asked you ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mine had to be today, on way to meeting with work i got caught in the rain, some guys asks me "is it raining outside"
my reply was " nope lovely an sunny outside i just been to walk my gold fish" |
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"Mine had to be today, on way to meeting with work i got caught in the rain, some guys asks me "is it raining outside"
my reply was " nope lovely an sunny outside i just been to walk my gold fish" "
 exactly something I'd say after being asked that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Meeting in a date the fella turned up and looked nothing like the pics - he said to me you look exactly as your pics ??? No shit Sherlock hence I left immediately x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was asked by a guy the other day if there is anything I won't do?? 
So I told him no I'm up for anything
He listed a few things I deffo wouldn't do and I told him I'm right up for them all
He went quiet after  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was asked if the male half would impregnated a 19yo girl on here... and if I would like to be a step mother and have baby on the weekends...
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Can't.Stop.Laughing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get asked a lot on here.... where are you from?
ITS ON THE PROFILE YOU FUGGIN NUGGET!
Arrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!  "
I get asked this AFTER they've asked for a meet!
One guy was 250 miles away.
So I said yeah sure, I will meet you in Costa in an hour.
He was all up for it, asked which one. I explained it would be my local one. He said ok, if I get to fuck you all day?
I said I'd be impressed if he can drive 250 miles in an hour?
He went strangely quiet after that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have a storeman in work and hes like a plank of wood, I was up on stepladders today and the thick fucker came up and asked me am I using the step ladders. No I said the thick fucker.
He was dead serious lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He got a habit of leaving all the windows open in our cabin 2, if I told him once ive told him a dozen times, leave the fecking windows shut when its cold, the dopey fecker said well im hot I showed him where the fecking door was. Talk about thick ffs. |
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"Mine had to be today, on way to meeting with work i got caught in the rain, some guys asks me "is it raining outside"
my reply was " nope lovely an sunny outside i just been to walk my gold fish" "
Goldfish dont have legs though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I regularly get, "much luck on here?" Or "what are you in to?"... Both stupid questions and already clearly on my profile   "
And how are you finding the Site!
Well been here 7 years so yup finding it pretty good if they must know lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a random pub once and a guy in his 70's asked me on my way to the loo, and I quote " when you pee do you pull your balls out as well as your todger?"
One of the very few times I've actually been speechless in my life! |
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By *arteeneWoman
over a year ago
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"Been asked many times " Was it cold having pics taken in the snow "............ It was minus 6 when those pics were taken......ffs  "
I often get asked what am I wearing so of course I tell them clothes of course |
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