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story about a fem who put a spud up her foo as she believed it would act as a contraceptive. oops it grew roots and she had to go hospital. Got me thinking what weird and wonderful things do ppl use lol  |
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Yikes...
My friend had a candle stuck in her bum... she told me when she was d*unk and i nearly wet..it wasnt long..a short stubby one and she clenched muscles and it sucked in....haha
Shower heads do it for me..yum...x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"story about a fem who put a spud up her foo as she believed it would act as a contraceptive. oops it grew roots and she had to go hospital. Got me thinking what weird and wonderful things do ppl use lol "
do you know if she had her chips?  |
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Heard a man used to cut a hole in a water Mellon and fuck it but didn't like the cold feel so he put it in microwave and fucked it
Had second degree burns then silly fucker |
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"Heard a man used to cut a hole in a water Mellon and fuck it but didn't like the cold feel so he put it in microwave and fucked it
Had second degree burns then silly fucker"
I laughed too hard at this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"story about a fem who put a spud up her foo as she believed it would act as a contraceptive. oops it grew roots and she had to go hospital. Got me thinking what weird and wonderful things do ppl use lol "
I've seen this somewhere. But read that the womans mother had advised her to do it :/ |
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"story about a fem who put a spud up her foo as she believed it would act as a contraceptive. oops it grew roots and she had to go hospital. Got me thinking what weird and wonderful things do ppl use lol
I've seen this somewhere. But read that the womans mother had advised her to do it :/ "
This is true as it was something to do with religion or faith where they dont use contraception x |
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"Heard a man used to cut a hole in a water Mellon and fuck it but didn't like the cold feel so he put it in microwave and fucked it
Had second degree burns then silly fucker
I laughed too hard at this
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True story honest it was in the daily sport pmsl  |
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"Heard a man used to cut a hole in a water Mellon and fuck it but didn't like the cold feel so he put it in microwave and fucked it
Had second degree burns then silly fucker
I laughed too hard at this
True story honest it was in the daily sport pmsl "
Lol desperate times by this silly guy |
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A friend of mine used to call his ex "picnic". They were having anal, he pulled his cock out and it had a few brown bits on it and said his cock looked like a Picnic chocolate bar. Gross!  |
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"Heard a man used to cut a hole in a water Mellon and fuck it but didn't like the cold feel so he put it in microwave and fucked it
Had second degree burns then silly fucker
I laughed too hard at this "
Omg laughed so hard i was cryin lmfao mrs xx |
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A friend of mine worked in the A+E department of a London hospital a few years ago. He told me a story of a man who walked into the hospital late one friday night with a bottle of Heinz tomato sauce up his arse. When questioned how did it get up there, he replied rather tentatively how he accidentally fell on it while coming out of the shower. Apparently his story was very mildly believable unit the next question was "how can you explain the condom over the sauce bottle?" My mate says he nearly gave himself a hernia trying to contain his laughter!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yikes...
My friend had a candle stuck in her bum... she told me when she was d*unk and i nearly wet..it wasnt long..a short stubby one and she clenched muscles and it sucked in....haha
Shower heads do it for me..yum...x"
Brings a hole new meaning to Golden showers xxx |
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