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over a year ago
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Apparently they have not yet discovered the cure for the common cold. Plenty of fluids, paracetamol every 4 to 6 hours and rest. Hope you feel better soon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If your a woman,
sniffle and cough a bit. Hardly mention it again.
If your a man,
Diflam for your throat. Sinus spray to get rid of the snot. Paracetamol and throat lozenges. Drink loads of water. Phone the doctors and make an emergency appointment or deman a prescription for Ebola killing tablets. Ring your solicitor to make a will. Ring your boss and tell him your dead already. Towel over a bowl of steaming water with a freshly cut lemon and inhale. Repeat this every two hours for a month. Phone your missis every hour telling her your full off snot and you think it's getting worse. And moan at anyone who listen
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If your a woman,
sniffle and cough a bit. Hardly mention it again.
If your a man,
Diflam for your throat. Sinus spray to get rid of the snot. Paracetamol and throat lozenges. Drink loads of water. Phone the doctors and make an emergency appointment or deman a prescription for Ebola killing tablets. Ring your solicitor to make a will. Ring your boss and tell him your dead already. Towel over a bowl of steaming water with a freshly cut lemon and inhale. Repeat this every two hours for a month. Phone your missis every hour telling her your full off snot and you think it's getting worse. And moan at anyone who listen
Drs x . "
Lol I did actually laugh at this
It is actually kind of true
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If your a woman,
sniffle and cough a bit. Hardly mention it again.
If your a man,
Diflam for your throat. Sinus spray to get rid of the snot. Paracetamol and throat lozenges. Drink loads of water. Phone the doctors and make an emergency appointment or deman a prescription for Ebola killing tablets. Ring your solicitor to make a will. Ring your boss and tell him your dead already. Towel over a bowl of steaming water with a freshly cut lemon and inhale. Repeat this every two hours for a month. Phone your missis every hour telling her your full off snot and you think it's getting worse. And moan at anyone who listen
Drs x . "
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