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over a year ago
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"Last time I attempted car sex my foot kept switching the hazard lights on and we both just ended up laughing!!!
Leave it to the 17 year olds  "
Not for me either..quality sex needs space in my opinion
Leave it to the boy racers and teens xx |
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Jayne (whilst slightly tipsy)got it into her head one night after we had left Chameleons that she wanted to christen her car, so we headed up onto the common... although I wasn't keen lol!
To say it was an abject failure would be kind, trying to undress and shoehorn Jayne into the back of her car, whilst she was pissing herself laughing, wasn't really conducive to me maintaining the required hard-on, plus it was a little cold and after yet another knee to the groin and a bumped head due to the cramped location and Jaynes alcohol-induced lack of motor skills I was rapidly losing the little enthusiasm I had to begin with!
After crawling out of her back seat backwards, and getting the seatbelt wrapped around my foot, I ended up sitting my bare ass on a thistle.... and thats when I pulled the plug.
I never really saw the attraction before, and now I'm even more sure I prefer a bed (or sofa... or rug on the floor... or kitchen counter, erm, you get the idea!) indoors, behind a door I can close to keep the heat in, and the thistles out! |
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well sed ,,,op,,,,,,, cudnt stop laughing   |
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