Ran across this on a sexual health site! Feel free to add your own calorie-blasting ideas
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands...8 Calories
With one hand... 22 Calories
With your teeth..85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection... 6 Calories
Without an erection... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris... 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot... 192 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary... 112 Calories
69 lying down... 178 Calories
69 standing up... 312 Calories
Wheelbarrow... 386 Calories
Doggy Style... 400 Calories
Italian chandelier... 972 Calories
ORGASMING:
Real... 112 Calories
Fake... 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately... 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories
Getting up immediately to eat something...550 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old... 36 Calories
30-39 years... 80 Calories
40-49 years... 124 Calories
50-59 years... 972 Calories
60-69 years... 2916 Calories
70 and over... Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly... 32 Calories
In a hurry. .. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
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