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Believe it or not I was getting close to a otherwise lovely girl when she muttered "lick my gash" recoiled in horror is about the best way I can respond. More because I wasn't expecting it. Lol. |
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"Growing up mine was called a noony 
tup / tuppy now im grown up..sounds so much more mature :') "
I've heard it called a tuppence a few times. Mines a Minnie moo lol xxx |
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"Believe it or not I was getting close to a otherwise lovely girl when she muttered "lick my gash" recoiled in horror is about the best way I can respond. More because I wasn't expecting it. Lol. "
Love it lol  |
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"Believe it or not I was getting close to a otherwise lovely girl when she muttered "lick my gash" recoiled in horror is about the best way I can respond. More because I wasn't expecting it. Lol. "
Fuck me that's a showstopper! Haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"pig of a girl sayin that haha :')
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That just reminded me, an ex girlfriends mother used to moan that my g/friends skirt was too high, she would say "I can nearly see where the pig bit you!" Lol always made me laugh! |
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"pig of a girl sayin that haha :')
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That's nothing. My ex-wife of many moons ago once stopped me during sex and asked : "do you want pork or lamb for your dinner tomorrow?"
Now that caused me to recoil in stupefaction.
I never slept with her again  |
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Haha if my legs werent Crossed as a Kid my mam would say
"I can see what you had for breakfast"
I now say it to mine... no idea where that Stems From lol.... |
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"Haha if my legs werent Crossed as a Kid my mam would say
"I can see what you had for breakfast"
I now say it to mine... no idea where that Stems From lol.... "
I've heard that so many times and never gave it a moments thought! Where did it come from lol must be on google or something! |
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"pig of a girl sayin that haha :')
That's nothing. My ex-wife of many moons ago once stopped me during sex and asked : "do you want pork or lamb for your dinner tomorrow?"
Now that caused me to recoil in stupefaction.
I never slept with her again "
Haha.....enough to make Ron Jeremy lose a boner!  |
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"pig of a girl sayin that haha :')
That's nothing. My ex-wife of many moons ago once stopped me during sex and asked : "do you want pork or lamb for your dinner tomorrow?"
Now that caused me to recoil in stupefaction.
I never slept with her again
Haha.....enough to make Ron Jeremy lose a boner! "
Yup. But at least he'd be guaranteed an wholesome meal the next day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"pig of a girl sayin that haha :')
That's nothing. My ex-wife of many moons ago once stopped me during sex and asked : "do you want pork or lamb for your dinner tomorrow?"
Now that caused me to recoil in stupefaction.
I never slept with her again
Haha.....enough to make Ron Jeremy lose a boner!
Yup. But at least he'd be guaranteed an wholesome meal the next day "
Yeah fair do's she was right on top of the chores, just a little bad timing!.....funny though.....think you kinda know at that point you ain't sexually compatabile! |
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"Haha if my legs werent Crossed as a Kid my mam would say
"I can see what you had for breakfast"
I now say it to mine... no idea where that Stems From lol.... "
Haha mine too!!!!!!
And there was me thinking it was just my parents who were crazy! |
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