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Best pick up lines you heard

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Borrowed from our Scottish grabbers l what's the best pick up lines you heared . In swinging at clubs or out in vanilla world ? Best one I just found on there was .

You had me at fuck me ! Pure class . My new social pick up line ! Lol xx poppy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Borrowed from our Scottish grabbers l what's the best pick up lines you heared . In swinging at clubs or out in vanilla world ? Best one I just found on there was .

You had me at fuck me ! Pure class . My new social pick up line ! Lol xx poppy xx

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fabbers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the name's bond !

Uni bond ! im here to fill your crack in :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"the name's bond !

Uni bond ! im here to fill your crack in :D "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My names poppy and I am on pussy patrol ! Wanna watch ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fuck me if I wrong but have we met before ? Lol. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You dont sweat much for a fat lass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You might not be best looking but beauty is only a light switch away.

Does tha fart cause tha blows me away.

Is that a mirror I can see on your panties ?

Because I can see myself in them.

Dress looks nice would look better on my floor.

You want to play a game called house ? You be the door and ill slam you.

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By *3xymamaWoman over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

Nice legs......what time do they open

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here 20p go and ring your mum and tell her your not home tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Giggs here's a pound tell then you'll be home next week lol

And best I heard is what time do you want me to wake you in the morning and do you like your bacon crispy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nice lips they look even better around my cock ! Honest ! Your skirt is so short you have chapped lips in this weather ! I kid you not xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wow ya don't sweat much for a fat lass do ya........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"wow ya don't sweat much for a fat lass do ya........

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been had already xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have you got pet insurance???? Becaus I'm going to destroy your pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"have you got pet insurance???? Becaus I'm going to destroy your pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

First I’d like to kiss you on the lips, then move up to your belly button ;-0

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"have you got pet insurance???? Becaus I'm going to destroy your pussy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet you look good on the dance floor

It's the only line I've ever been spun that I remember !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Asked if Ive ever had metal between my legs I replied no. He then waggled his pierced tongue and asked if I wanted some xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Asked if Ive ever had metal between my legs I replied no. He then waggled his pierced tongue and asked if I wanted some xx"

cool. I like xx

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Do you fancy a drink?

Good, fuck off and get one so I can chat your mate up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

did you know the word of the day is "legs"... Fancy coming back to mine and spreading the word?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your like a spanner, when you're round me my nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the Vanilla world...out in a pub

A guy said to me

Hey.. Fancy comin Back to mine for a pizza and a fuck??

when i looked up at him horrified and said uh no?!!

He Replied..

What???you dont Like pizza?????

Haha tickled me..... banter and sense of Humour does it every Time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OMG. Back in the day I used to say - do you have any Welsh in you? If not dya want some?

Looking back, funny but also cringeworthy too lol

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