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You know you're a swinger when....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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1. Half of your mobile phone contacts are screen names rather than real names
2. You have seen your friends naked before you have even met them
3. You can't remember the last time you had pubic hair
4. Before booking a holiday, you look up clubs/swingers in that area
5. The word slut has become a term of endearment
6. On Christmas there are certain presents that can not be opened in front of family
7. When you tell your friends/colleagues you went to a party at the weekend and they wonder why they weren't invited or why you didn't post about it on Facebook
8. Your neighbours look at your laundry line and think you must go to a lot of fancy dress parties
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You start answering simple "How are you? What you up to?" text messages with "I'm not free" because you know the true intentions behind the message lol
And when you receive explicit pictures while trying to do a shift in work and your work colleagues notice a glint in your eye while you look at your phone lol.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your mum asks you if you had a nice Weekend and you have to lie through your teeth and go on about some made up subject you quickly conjure up :-/"
And your partner has already told her a dif story   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You have a loyalty card at all the sex shops within the local area and regular delivers dp from uber kinky .lol you also look at stuff in DIY shops and think mmm that be good to use in a session ! Lol xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You start answering simple "How are you? What you up to?" text messages with "I'm not free" because you know the true intentions behind the message lol
And when you receive explicit pictures while trying to do a shift in work and your work colleagues notice a glint in your eye while you look at your phone lol. "
When your sitting in work and you get a hot picture that makes you horny and work colleagues ask if your ok lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you go for a nice walk through some beautiful woodland and can't help looking for branches to be tied to naked...
When you find a new picnic site, and can't help trying the picnic tables for size and height....
When cleaning your car includes wiping your muddy footprints off the roof lining....
When you're relaxing on a park bench and you wonder why some guy is looking so intently at your legs, and then you remember that you gave up wearing knickers so long ago....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We never seen a plastic bag on front of shopping trolley
You will from now on .... might just have started something!!!"
I'll try this next time im in Tesco in chepstow x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you message your daughter and i say" what's up with your status on fab"!!! And not facebook 
Haha :')"
Don't laugh I've done it so many bloody times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It show other swingers that you also swing we haven't seen anyone when shopping yet so if your in morrisons tescos ebbw vale or asdas Brynmawr lets see sime bags |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It show other swingers that you also swing we haven't seen anyone when shopping yet so if your in morrisons tescos ebbw vale or asdas Brynmawr lets see sime bags"
you walked past us in asda last week lol!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When your chatting with a guy and he tells you he wants to fuck your wife hard from behind then cum all over her tits.
And you think that's a great idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you buy 3 boxes of 12 condoms at a time "
lol you buy all the condoms you can when they on offer and have industrial tubs of lube delivered to your house ! The sex shop where you go asks to borrow your fucking machine for their party ! lol xx |
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