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Funny injuries from sexy fun
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The pain in my back today from being naughty on a coffee table last night got me thinking about how easy it is to get carried away during passionate times. A few years ago I had a carpet burn on my face haha. Plenty of foundation was needed to hide that evidence  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For a bloke I think the worst that could happen, and I pray it never does to me, is a broken cock ( even though it's not a broken bone it's like the cock bends almost in half sometimes when ie a woman forcefully comes down on it )
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got twatted in the face by a double ender popping out whilst having an ffm last year..... silicone blow to the face really hurts!"
Just sooooo funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What you broke your cock and wrist the same time ???"
no, no cock injury, didnt even break a bone, just the tendons, quite rare to tear them all on one go |
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Had the odd heel scratch, got head-butted when a guy was over-enthusiastic during a MFM, I was on the bottom,she was riding me and wanted him anally, he got it in and then set off at a gallop, cue clash of heads for me and her!
Worst one for me so far was getting my foot stood on by a stiletto heel whilst in a club. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I could fill this with hottie stories i kid you not involving pliers , lost toys , anal hook balls falling on toes and breaking them ! Sex can be a dangerous hobby ! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Black eyes, swollen nose and thick lip,,, guess it's my fault for not leaving before her hubby came home,,,,, great sex though |
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By *ntz86Man
over a year ago
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Having a 3 sum, thought I'd get up and have a drink and a chance to change positions but tripped over the rug and broke my toe. Don't help when u bend it under ur foot and stand on it. Rug is in the garage now out the way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After a hot and sticky session...got in the shower...once out i grabbed the towel ...put it on my head....didnt notice the wasp on the inside....hurt like fook
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I pulled my groin muscle (I think thats how you spell it). After doing the 40 days and 40 nights challenge and only been having a bj off my ex-wife for ten minutes. I came loads and hurt myself in the process. The doctor recommend never do that challenge again. I have not listened and done it twice since  |
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A long while back with an ex after a d*unken nite and eating a chinese she wrapped noodles round my cock and eat it off it. then i had a brainwave of my turn, so i grabbed the cartoon of curry sauce an poured it over her! the poor bugger had blistered tits for weeks after it burnt her! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a tear internally
Dr said she hadn't seen anything like It before
Sitting there trying to look innocent saying it was from a d*unken sex session with a bf
Don't think she believed me thou  |
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He came back for more so it didn't put wither of us off 
