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over a year ago
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BOY: morning nancy what are you doing there
GIRL: "sob sob" my goldfish died! So I am burying it
BOY: ha ha you silly girl! that hole is far too big for a goldfish
GIRL:that is because he is inside your fucking cat !!! |
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over a year ago
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Tommy cooper classic
tc:doctor i keep having this dream where a beautiful woman is running towards me but i keep pushing her away
doctor:and what would you like me to do?
tc:break my arms!  |
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over a year ago
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Fella walks into doctors says I keep thinking im donald duck or mickey mouse the doctor looked at him and said how long have you been having these disney spells |
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Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”
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