"Ohhh he's gone. . . . .again. . . . For about the 4th time. . . . He will be back before the week is out. Serial deleters, grrrrr "
Then maybe he lied, he may not actually own a shed, scared he's been found out.
Someone I know on another forum I frequent has 3 sheds in his garden. It's a shame they are all full of boys toys as that would have been an ideal location :p