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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me toooooooooo!!!! I'd gladly take it up as an unpaid profession..... It's even better than sport !!!!!!!! (As long as it's clean, smooth and not to much like a cabbage) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Us'...yes good observations....and I can see why that could become a problem....hmmmmmm......a pussy licking gang with no pussy to lick......shit....where do we go now ???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Us'...yes good observations....and I can see why that could become a problem....hmmmmmm......a pussy licking gang with no pussy to lick......shit....where do we go now ??? "
id oblige hehehe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vandy let's get this straight ....your offering your pet pussy until we get a real one to lick??? Our pussy licking gang would be a laughing stock mun!!!
What would all the other pussy licking gangs say if they found out????
Giggles you offering a real pussy too or you offering the one between your thighs??
Vandy don't even ask me to be in your dogging gang ffs !!!!!! Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vandy let's get this straight ....your offering your pet pussy until we get a real one to lick??? Our pussy licking gang would be a laughing stock mun!!!
What would all the other pussy licking gangs say if they found out????
Giggles you offering a real pussy too or you offering the one between your thighs??
Vandy don't even ask me to be in your dogging gang ffs !!!!!! Lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok Vand I think for our gang's credibility we'll stick with non four legged pussy...just think we'll get more response on here what do you think??
So I'm thinking we should put an advert out....a January special....all new businesses start with a nice deal just to get punters through the doors....
Trying to think of a slogan......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Miss Bitch, we would gladly offer you, as our first customer, the full slow eating pussy experience, free of charge.
We're in contact with Boots trying to get our pussy eating experience as a day's package, like you know, driving a fast car around a shitty car park, hot air ballon ride over the Gurnos etc....
So miss Bitch you'd better get in there pretty sharp before we really hit the big time with this....
Ohhhhh and did I mention Dragons den??? Apparently there's a few cunts in there that need sorting out !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now Vand that very much depends on whether she takes us up on the offer...if we tag team her with out her wanting us to we could end up in jail, and if that happens we'll end up being the bitches for other gangs!!!! And my prostrate don't fancy that kind of massage !!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could get a competition going how many in the gang so far? Then get 1 female each that is willing to be licked each member gets a female they have to lick pussy for 30 mins who ever gives most orgasms is crowned champion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The original poster is going to get excited when he sees how many responses he has had to his posting....... and then be gutted to see he hasn't had a single response from a lady requiring his services.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brains I like the competition angle...only thing is to make it fair we'd have to take turns on each pussy as each woman might be different and where one woman might cum in seconds another might take ten !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brains I like the competition angle...only thing is to make it fair we'd have to take turns on each pussy as each woman might be different and where one woman might cum in seconds another might take ten !!!"
Your right there be interesting to see though I'm up for joining |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brains I'll put it to the committee and if they approve your application into 'Team Pussylickers' you'll have a certificate in the post tomorrow.
How's that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know this could be what I'm looking for. Only a few guys have ever made me cum with oral, so when it does happen it's really special for me. Simply because it takes agessssss. . . . This could be the answer to my prayers!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brains I'll put it to the committee and if they approve your application into 'Team Pussylickers' you'll have a certificate in the post tomorrow.
How's that. "
Sounds great to me |
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By *roggMan
over a year ago
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"You know this could be what I'm looking for. Only a few guys have ever made me cum with oral, so when it does happen it's really special for me. Simply because it takes agessssss. . . . This could be the answer to my prayers!!"
I am sure that there will be a queue of willing people happy to help you with this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes Grog but the qualifications for joining are so vast...there's the B-Tec in clitoral stimulation...the diploma in gush awareness, the masters in combined G-spot and clitoral stimulation to the point of pure squirts and gushing.....not everyone has those qualifications Grog.. As I said...we're a select few...
Just look at our happy customers so far.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tsunami yes to both...Oxford 2010-2013.
They're a prerequisite to joining the team....
Johnny your more than welcome to join my friend .....as long as you can commit to the cause of professionally licking the pussies of Wales with pride?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I personally don't see the gender of the pussy lockers matters as long as the recipient is willing to be orally stimulated by both sexes. I would happily lick and pleasure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I personally don't see the gender of the pussy lockers matters as long as the recipient is willing to be orally stimulated by both sexes. I would happily lick and pleasure "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I personally don't see the gender of the pussy lockers matters as long as the recipient is willing to be orally stimulated by both sexes. I would happily lick and pleasure "
Love nothing more than to pleasure another fem mmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I personally don't see the gender of the pussy lockers matters as long as the recipient is willing to be orally stimulated by both sexes. I would happily lick and pleasure
Love nothing more than to pleasure another fem mmmmm"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know this could be what I'm looking for. Only a few guys have ever made me cum with oral, so when it does happen it's really special for me. Simply because it takes agessssss. . . . This could be the answer to my prayers!!"
Could set up a relay team! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes but ladies listen.....
It would add so much more to our overheads if you joined ....Vand and me who set it up had no overheads other than fuel....but no...thanks to Punani and Peach and Gemini we're it's going to cost a bomb !!!!!
All of a sudden they'll need mobile tea and coffee making facilities, where me and Vand were happy to bring our own Pepsi and drink I to the way home, mobile female portaloo cabins, where me and Vand would have pissed by the side of the M4, the best quality softest toilet tissue to 'clean up' where as me and Vand would have used our sleeveless vests.....and then....wait for it...and then Gemini starts talk of a sub committee?????? A sub committee ffs!!!
See and all because of a certain very nice lady wanting to 'join' - how soon do they take over !!!!!!!!!!     |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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With all the administration with commities and sub committees it all sounds quite professional.
I have one question will there be any training facilities available for the less experienced members? if so will there be tea and biscuits
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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See Prof? See what I mean? All of a sudden we're talking tea and biscuits and training facilities????
No Prof No!
There will not be tea and biscuits and no Prof there will not be training facilities !!!!!!
Me and Vand spent years training on the job...do you know how long it took us to find a clitoris?
At one point Vand was going to give up, he didn't believe there was such a thing but together we found one.... Now having found a clitoris how much longer do you think it was until we found a G Spot???? Bastard years that's how long !!!!!!
Vand was even looking in women's ears for it until I asked him why he was spending so much time with his fingers in one girls ears !!!!
So no! No training! No biscuits ! No no no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Punani I didn't want to name you but yes, he thought your g spot was inside your ear....
It's sorted now, I've explained exactly where it is and how to get there and he's up to speed....but thanks for being understanding.....
By the way did you ever find the wristwatch??
Again, a learning curve, Vand knows better now than to have it on whilst engaging in....well....you know... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No, but I did find a set of car keys and a few quid in change? "
Think I need to pop over & probe with my tongue just to make sure the watch isn't still up there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What wee need now is a handful of willing volunteers for what is in essence an 'oral gang bang'
Simply girls who are willing to lie there and let the team lick pussy until they physically can't cum any more.....
These are the volunteers we need to build up our client base....
Tsunami yeah that was Vand's money, I had to lend him money for a kebab on the way home... He's from Swansea so always keeps his money in his hands and then when he...well...you know...he must have opened his hands to stretch you even further only to lose his change.....
Again.....he was reprimanded for that...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If everyone was like you Tsunami this world would be a better place let me tell you.
So willing, so accommodating, and all for the development of Team Pussylickers.....we salute you Taunami!
Ok well congratulations you've been selected as one of our lucky January specials....we'll sort out your finer points very very soon we hope and get this going! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just to let you know, as a little advertising, I've got BBC Wales today on board. They want to do a piece on Team Pussylickers for the 6pm show on Friday. So Punani has already been accepted so she'll be the female being oraly gang banged so I need two or three other guys with Vand and me to sort her out.
I explained to the BBC what it was all about and they've said they can pixilate Punani's pussy, it'll just show us taking turns going down on her.
So let me know who's in for Friday.
Best let Punani know as well maybe so she can put her washing away etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tsunami let it be known we did contact Sky but they wanted to do a whole series and call it Pounding Punani's Pussy which Vand and I felt was getting a bit too far from what Team Pussylickers is all about. They got arsey so I told them to stick their £10 million! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well Vand....it looks like Punani is first on the books....maybe when we think of a venue we could maybe have another two or three women and see how it goes....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I knew this was a professional venture, board meeting with broadcasting companies
Episode 1 - Pounding Punani pussy
Episode 2 - Backformonre
Episode 3 - A very vandyman
Episode 4 - Prof's pleasure
I'll contact the marketing team, to get T-shirts and other crap made |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nice one Prof.
Make sure you get some badges made saying "my pussy got pounded by pussylickers" ...like a little gift for the girls if you like.
And did you get your certificate and welcome package through the post?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be fair if we have media backing and a bit of money going in the pot, I will expect a little gift pack with such novelties as a badge, maybe some pussylicker frilly knicks, and of course the obligatory tshirt. Maybe a trendy baseball cap? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Omg!! I can't fucking believe it!
Prof mun, all I asked you to do was be in charge of getting the t-shirts printed.
Even gave you the slogan "pussylickers-you'll feel like heaven!"
I've just taken delivery of the bastard t-shirts, 200 of the fuckers with
"Pussylickers-you'll feel like heaving" !!!!!
Prof wtf mun ?????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg!! I can't fucking believe it!
Prof mun, all I asked you to do was be in charge of getting the t-shirts printed.
Even gave you the slogan "pussylickers-you'll feel like heaven!"
I've just taken delivery of the bastard t-shirts, 200 of the fuckers with
"Pussylickers-you'll feel like heaving" !!!!!
Prof wtf mun ??????"
PMSL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thanks Vand! Special.
Tsunami is booked in first. Or if she likes she can arrange up to two other friends to be with her for the oral gang bang! Her choice. She'll come back to us soon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come on Vand stay professional mun....if just talking about the pussy gets you in a spin how will you cope with 3 or 4 vagina's all laid on a bed winking at you ??? Come on mun.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I told you you needed a sub committee they would have sorted marketing refreshments refresher training g and skills required - prob be made up of women lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I knew there was something suspect with that printing company with slogan
"Cheap T-shits printed here"
Okay I'll make amends and arranged a batch of roasted peanuts along the lines of Nobbys Nuts.
Pussylickers you'll love our salted nuts
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Listen now, there's nothing wrong with the transit...we can clean it up, put the oil canisters to one side, push the tyres against the sides so that we can make room for the sleeping bag to be laid underneath the lady....and of course we will have blacked out the windows with the dustbin bags.....a quick squirt of Vand's after shave and BOOM !!!!!!
And Tsunami's lost property cave...honestly it's not like that....you make it sound like Dan Yr Ogof ....I have it on good authority, Vand again, that it's really quite a pretty place to spend some time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peachy if these don't pull their socks up then we might have an opening for you if you're interested? "
Count me in, the tongues had a good workout this morning so I'm fit to go x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its warm moist and gets nice and wet if you work it good "
It does. Loves a nice bit of attention. And I'm pretty sure multiple tongues would make it more fun :p x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tsunami all we need to do now is take down your particulars and service you with a smile....peachy wants in on the action too so we may allow her if you have no objection !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I personally don't see the gender of the pussy lockers matters as long as the recipient is willing to be orally stimulated by both sexes. I would happily lick and pleasure
Love nothing more than to pleasure another fem mmmmm"
. I can provide a reference for peachy ....omg she is an amazing pussy licker xx mwah babe x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes it would! To put it frank!
So take it that there's gonna be male and female tongues at work !
We'll do a relay to make sure the job is good...
Our other motto is
"We never leave until you're re-leaved"... See what I done there??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gemini I knew you'd come around to the transit !!!!!
I'm not counting you out either....I did mention you in the AGM this evening, me Vand and Prof (if they pass their probation) would be happy to have you join us as long as you possess the appropriate skill set ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jesus Gemini you've changed your mind again about the transit ???
I'll have to call an emergency meeting tomorrow morning now mun just to clear it all up !!!!! See....that's what happens when......
And yes of course threes a formal committee....
I'm chair, Vand is treasurer and Prof, well he opens the cabin up, puts the heaters on, he normally disappears for a bit then with some magazine then he comes back to lock up.
Clockwork ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ow Punani you don't go to Gregg's the bakers and say "ow Greg's, give me a baked beans pasty and I'll decide if I'm gonna pay do you ?? " come on now....
We know our product....
It's like do you know the full ingredients of a custard slice? No... But you might still eat it.... See that's what we're about
(Step in anytime Vand ffs, they're ganging up on me here, I'm not sure how long I can bullshit them mun) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be fair the skills should be judged and the training required decided by none other that the lickees rather than the lickers  "
I agree, maybe we need to consider a system of certification & those who don't gain their certificate of excellence within a set time have to sit back & observe for a period until they've become fully proficient x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh no, I would consume the product and then advise if there was a minor problem so the product could then be altered to the customers satisfaction. Or if the product was completely unsatisfactory/ misleading in description it would be returned or thrown out straight away
I feel the same rules should apply here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I personally don't see the gender of the pussy lockers matters as long as the recipient is willing to be orally stimulated by both sexes. I would happily lick and pleasure
Love nothing more than to pleasure another fem mmmmm. I can provide a reference for peachy ....omg she is an amazing pussy licker xx mwah babe x "
I'm happy to be employed by you as a full time licker, I think this group is going nowhere, fantasists the lot of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Peach how dare you belittle Team Pussylickers how dare you !!!!!!!!!!!
If there was a pussy to lick this very minute I'd do it just to prove how good the product is.... And believe you me I don't lick any old pussy !
Honestly....I'm quite offended and upset....fantasists by fuck....fantasists....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I personally don't see the gender of the pussy lockers matters as long as the recipient is willing to be orally stimulated by both sexes. I would happily lick and pleasure
Love nothing more than to pleasure another fem mmmmm. I can provide a reference for peachy ....omg she is an amazing pussy licker xx mwah babe x
I'm happy to be employed by you as a full time licker, I think this group is going nowhere, fantasists the lot of them "
Mmh ok you have three I retested and the unbiased tester required |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gemini yes I agree for once... An unbiased tester would be appropriate...almost like a mystery shopper ..... Yes that's definitely one for the emergency Meeting tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think you need an independent observer at this meeting tomorrow, just to ensure the correct running of the meeting & yes I'm afraid this could all be fantasy, it's been over 24 hrs now & not a pussy licked, but hey that's men for you, can't get their act together |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Peach if you want your pussy
Licked right now, it can be done...
There, in front of the whole readers....
Your pussy could be licked right now ....
Let's see if what your response is now then..... Ha ha.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peach if you want your pussy
Licked right now, it can be done...
There, in front of the whole readers....
Your pussy could be licked right now ....
Let's see if what your response is now then..... Ha ha...."
I'm sat here with my legs spread akimbo waiting & where are you? All fantasy  |
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