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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Spring is in the air and all the birds are singing in the trees. If you could choose, what bird would you most like to be and why?

Think I'd like to be a bird of paradise. The female tends to be a little dowdy...but have you seen the males she attracts lol? They are beautiful creatures and know how to treat a lady.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They're discussing big cocks up in 'swingers chat' too lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I will be robin redbreast cos luv to hold mens faces to my breasts lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I will be robin redbreast cos luv to hold mens faces to my breasts lol"

Nice choice kitt...am sure the lucky men in question would agree lol. The robin is one of my fave birds.

The robin is supposed to have got its red breast from being pierced by one of the thorns from Christ's crown as he was being crucified.

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

An eagle, love to be able to soar up into the sky, get really high, and then just glide along effortlessly, looking at the scenery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An eagle, love to be able to soar up into the sky, get really high, and then just glide along effortlessly, looking at the scenery. "

Have been lucky enough to see the UK's biggest bird soaring above Ben Nevis. Admittedly the pair of golden eagles we saw were just mere pinpricks in the sky but nonetheless, seeing them was a thrill. A very majestic bird...good choice mart. Or is it jayne lol?

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By *erekduvallCouple  over a year ago

swansea

Asea bird I would be...........a shag

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By *exeteraWoman  over a year ago

Bridgend

I'd be a booby - don't think I need to say why lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd be a booby - don't think I need to say why lol "

I've seen your boobies lol Lucy...and they're gorgeous specimens. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd be a nightingale. I'd fly up high and send everyone onto a dream

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd be a nightingale. I'd fly up high and send everyone onto a dream "

Great choice...a small brown bird with a big and beautiful surprise...its song you dirty minded people lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pheonix - continually rising from the ashes

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By *hotandsexyCouple  over a year ago

llanelli

I wld be a red kite as i like to prey on others

steve

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By *hotandsexyCouple  over a year ago

llanelli

I am already a bird and I always get wot i want

kazz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a cockatoo id be ..... oh no hang on id like a cock or two

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i think i will just be "Oh you know her that bird that wont even look at the likes of us" twice, not even once lololol

i wish he he

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think I'd like to be a bird of paradise. The female tends to be a little dowdy...

Oi cheeky xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


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Think I'd like to be a bird of paradise. The female tends to be a little dowdy...

Oi cheeky xxxxx"

OMG...I forgot we already have a true bird of paradise Sue. You deserve to keep that honour hun...and having met you I can say you're far from dowdy. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I wld be a red kite as i like to prey on others

steve"

You see the red kites soaring over Brecon searching out their prey. So THAT'S where you've been hanging out eh lol Steve?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"a cockatoo id be ..... oh no hang on id like a cock or two "

Wouldn't we all lol mrsneath? Like the gynaecologist who compared a woman's vagina to an aviary...cos it's seen a cock or two hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

or i cud be a minah bird cos i always blidding chatting lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"or i cud be a minah bird cos i always blidding chatting lol "

You said it lol hun. The place wouldn't be the same without your friendly chatter kitt. xxx

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

Can I change mine?

After much thought (actually, after reading mrs neafy's post!) I wanna be ..

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.... a cock

And yes, I know I have left myself wiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddee open lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


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And yes, I know I have left myself wiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddee open lol!!!"

Your words, not ours lol mart. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Since we already have a very beautiful bird of paradise in the Wales room, have had a rethink and Sean came up with this one. We'd like to be a pair of swans as they mate for life. He's a soppy sod but I love him for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So...about this cock of yours mart...

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon


"So...about this cock of yours mart... "

Lol..... what would you like to know Mand?

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By *hotandsexyCouple  over a year ago

llanelli

always hanging around in the wrong place mand and kazz always thinks im up to no good

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So...about this cock of yours mart...

Lol..... what would you like to know Mand? "

Well...what do you feed it to get it to that magnificent size???

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"always hanging around in the wrong place mand and kazz always thinks im up to no good "

With a face as innocent as yours steve you can surely be up to no wrong?

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon


"So...about this cock of yours mart...

Lol..... what would you like to know Mand?

Well...what do you feed it to get it to that magnificent size??? "

Lol, lots of fish, and exercise!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


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Lol, lots of fish, and exercise!!! "

Lots of fish would be more suited to a pelican lol mart.

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon


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Lol, lots of fish, and exercise!!!

Lots of fish would be more suited to a pelican lol mart. "

!!! What are you trying to say Mand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


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Lol, lots of fish, and exercise!!!

Lots of fish would be more suited to a pelican lol mart.

!!! What are you trying to say Mand? "

I think you'd make an excellent pelican mart...a voracious appetite for fish, an ability to dive deep and breathe through your ears and a great big...skin sac lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

anyone volunteered to be a Swallow....er yet ?

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By *obletonMan  over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"anyone volunteered to be a Swallow....er yet ?"

African or European Swallow?

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By *hotandsexyCouple  over a year ago

llanelli

up to no wrong mand???? Me!!!!!

but saying that if you ask kazz i`ve always done suming wrong!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yes mick...looks like you have lol hun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"up to no wrong mand???? Me!!!!!

but saying that if you ask kazz i`ve always done suming wrong! "

And being a member of the fairer sex she's bound to be right lol Steve.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd be an Ostrich, apart from being really fast and having no real desire to fly. Have you ever seen a bigger cock in your life?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd be an Ostrich, apart from being really fast and having no real desire to fly. Have you ever seen a bigger cock in your life?"

An ostrich with an enormous cock...I want an invite to your zoo lol hun.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I prefer Great Tits, personally

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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An ostrich with an enormous cock...I want an invite to your zoo lol hun. "

Not quite, but a male ostrich is an enormous cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I prefer Great Tits, personally "

Don't forget those cute blue tits when you've been out in the cold for too long.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An eagle owl

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An eagle owl "

To devour all those great tits and blue tits lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An eagle owl

To devour all those great tits and blue tits lol. "

Well there is that too lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm sure we'll see plenty of Blue Tits on the camping holiday if the weather is bad.

But they do like to peck at those nuts so it's all right I supose.

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By *he WabbitsCouple  over a year ago

Bromsgrove

I've only just spotted this link and I know I'm late but hey wanted to add my pennies worth anyway....I've decided I simply want to be a seagul...then I could go round crapping and causing trouble to those who have done it to me lol...Nicci

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i,d be a penquin and stand back apployeding you all as i watch your performance. plus i love fish and to go swimming. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've only just spotted this link and I know I'm late but hey wanted to add my pennies worth anyway....I've decided I simply want to be a seagul...then I could go round crapping and causing trouble to those who have done it to me lol...Nicci "

Hey...were you the seagull who crapped on Sean's head when we were on holiday in St. Ives lol? I know it's supposed to be lucky but it wasn't funny...actually it was hysterical hehehe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"i,d be a penquin and stand back apployeding you all as i watch your performance. plus i love fish and to go swimming. lol "

Good choice...but not sure if you should mention fish on this site lol.

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