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Cos bears can go from the cutsey stuff to tearing your head off if provoked, plus more seriously, two people (one a relative) used to claim that when they looked at me, they could see the "shadow" of a bear, apparently it means something about protecting people to psychics or mystics or some such cobblers.  |
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All together now, you know the words...
Wheeeeen... I was a young warthog
(when he was a young warthog)...
I found my aroma lacked a certain appeal,
I could clear the savanah after every meal.
I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem thick-skinned,
And it hurt that my friends stayed downwind.
And.. oh, the shame!
(oh the shame)
I thought of changing my name
(whats in a name?)
And I got so down-hearted,
everytime that I ....
(Pumba, not in front of the kids!)
Ah, a classic!
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"hakuhna matata, what a wonderful phrase,
hakuhna matata, aint no passing craze,
it means "No worries" for the rest of your days,
its our problem free philosophy
Hakunha matata! "
I'll never get over the loss of Mufasa 
This has brought it all flooding back |
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"hakuhna matata, what a wonderful phrase,
hakuhna matata, aint no passing craze,
it means "No worries" for the rest of your days,
its our problem free philosophy
Hakunha matata!
I'll never get over the loss of Mufasa
This has brought it all flooding back"
Awww soz, happy to lend a couple of shoulders for you to sob into, although Jayne might cop a sneaky feel lol! |
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"hakuhna matata, what a wonderful phrase,
hakuhna matata, aint no passing craze,
it means "No worries" for the rest of your days,
its our problem free philosophy
Hakunha matata!
I'll never get over the loss of Mufasa
This has brought it all flooding back
Awww soz, happy to lend a couple of shoulders for you to sob into, although Jayne might cop a sneaky feel lol! "
Yes I think that might ease my pain |
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"hakuhna matata, what a wonderful phrase,
hakuhna matata, aint no passing craze,
it means "No worries" for the rest of your days,
its our problem free philosophy
Hakunha matata!
I'll never get over the loss of Mufasa
This has brought it all flooding back
Awww soz, happy to lend a couple of shoulders for you to sob into, although Jayne might cop a sneaky feel lol!
Yes I think that might ease my pain"
Mmmmm..... bit of "hands on" healing! |
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Think it would have to be rabbits for us both. Our friends and family have always joked that we breed like them as two of our kids are very close in age.  |
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"What would you be???? I'd be a panther, just coz it's black like me but I can't lick my own fanny which is a damn shame"
don't worry jade il lick ur fanny for u |
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"What would you be???? I'd be a panther, just coz it's black like me but I can't lick my own fanny which is a damn shame don't worry jade il lick ur fanny for u "
well ill have to take you up on that offer!!!! Can you come to the Bridgend social???? |
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I would say a wolf for me.
If you remember sing the verse below
In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf |
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"Right now I'd better be a newt coz I was incredibly pissed last night
A pretty one though you wouldn't have said that last night!!!"
yeah he would have 
today I'm a cat. . . Literally. . . In my cat onesy. . . Very sexy lol!! |
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"Right now I'd better be a newt coz I was incredibly pissed last night
A pretty one though you wouldn't have said that last night!!!
yeah he would have
today I'm a cat. . . Literally. . . In my cat onesy. . . Very sexy lol!! "
bet you look red hot in that onsie!!!! |
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"Right now I'd better be a newt coz I was incredibly pissed last night
A pretty one though you wouldn't have said that last night!!!
yeah he would have
today I'm a cat. . . Literally. . . In my cat onesy. . . Very sexy lol!!
bet you look red hot in that onsie!!!! "
Jade, you would be dribbling. . . . Down your legs
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"Right now I'd better be a newt coz I was incredibly pissed last night
A pretty one though you wouldn't have said that last night!!!
yeah he would have
today I'm a cat. . . Literally. . . In my cat onesy. . . Very sexy lol!!
bet you look red hot in that onsie!!!!
Jade, you would be dribbling. . . . Down your legs
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ill wear my leopard onsie, the site will make you squirt in your onsie, then you'll have to strip!!!!!!! |
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