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How do YOU measure your penis?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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ok folks, these kind of pics do nothing for me personally, but I am curious as to guys, do you think/know women like this? And Ladies, do you like it or does it put you off when you see the sky remote, beer can etc displayed next to the penis, which almost always is held in a tight grip as if to make it appear bigger?
And whats the strangest thing you have seen used to measure a penis?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ok folks, these kind of pics do nothing for me personally, but I am curious as to guys, do you think/know women like this? And Ladies, do you like it or does it put you off when you see the sky remote, beer can etc displayed next to the penis, which almost always is held in a tight grip as if to make it appear bigger?
And whats the strangest thing you have seen used to measure a penis?
Thanks for reading
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Im looking for well endowed men for a gang bang at the moment. I want pics with a known height in them like a sky remote, so i know it's not just a good angle, making them look bigger than they are!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"ok folks, these kind of pics do nothing for me personally, but I am curious as to guys, do you think/know women like this? And Ladies, do you like it or does it put you off when you see the sky remote, beer can etc displayed next to the penis, which almost always is held in a tight grip as if to make it appear bigger?
And whats the strangest thing you have seen used to measure a penis?
Thanks for reading
Im looking for well endowed men for a gang bang at the moment. I want pics with a known height in them like a sky remote, so i know it's not just a good angle, making them look bigger than they are!!! "
I see, thanks Jade for replying I appreciate it, maybe I will learn something from the replies to come, or get a severe dressing down for asking why! haha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I currently use a yard stick JJ, but I seem to be growing so I may need to change my tactics to something more practical. I have to tie it in a knot and in the winter I wear it as a scarf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I now have a new wooden Turkish carving off the licks with a bottle opener on it to measure all perspective swingers .lol.i will say the carved balls leave a lot to be desired mr lick and can not be based on yours .lol.the looks i got attire Cardiff social carrying that naughty instrument around with me,see the licks are naughty people yey are not so innocent as you think.lol.or prehaps we have just corrupted them too much .  badiah poppyxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ok folks, these kind of pics do nothing for me personally, but I am curious as to guys, do you think/know women like this? And Ladies, do you like it or does it put you off when you see the sky remote, beer can etc displayed next to the penis, which almost always is held in a tight grip as if to make it appear bigger?
And whats the strangest thing you have seen used to measure a penis?
Thanks for reading
Im looking for well endowed men for a gang bang at the moment. I want pics with a known height in them like a sky remote, so i know it's not just a good angle, making them look bigger than they are!!! "
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"I now have a new wooden Turkish carving off the licks with a bottle opener on it to measure all perspective swingers .lol.i will say the carved balls leave a lot to be desired mr lick and can not be based on yours .lol.the looks i got attire Cardiff social carrying that naughty instrument around with me,see the licks are naughty people yey are not so innocent as you think.lol.or prehaps we have just corrupted them too much . badiah poppyxx"
Unfortunately when the little man in the wood carving shop measured my balls he had realized that he should of picked a bigger log, but fair play he did give me discount. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I now have a new wooden Turkish carving off the licks with a bottle opener on it to measure all perspective swingers .lol.i will say the carved balls leave a lot to be desired mr lick and can not be based on yours .lol.the looks i got attire Cardiff social carrying that naughty instrument around with me,see the licks are naughty people yey are not so innocent as you think.lol.or prehaps we have just corrupted them too much . badiah poppyxx
Unfortunately when the little man in the wood carving shop measured my balls he had realized that he should of picked a bigger log, but fair play
he did give me discount."
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if its touching my tonsils and my nose is touching your groin (normal/average) if its touching my tonsils and i can get my hands round what is left out of my mouth (Vwe/come to mama) if my nose is touching your groin and its losing a fight with my tongue (you sure you arnt female) .........these are by no means standard measurements but are much more fun to do than the remote control/lynx can method...Gilly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To state the obvious I say a tape measure is a good way of getting a fairly accurate measurement of length and girth
But that seems a little too complicated for some. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To state the obvious I say a tape measure is a good way of getting a fairly accurate measurement of length and girth
But that seems a little too complicated for some. "
oh, thats so last year! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tie one end of the tape measure around the doorknob,and the other end around the helmet and then slam the door...oh, no, Ooops, no, thats the cure for toothache... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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 Simple answer is I don't. Never had any complaints, always had good meets, never felt the need to measure the "old man".
Why is it so important to know the size? I know I haven't got a big cock, but then again it isn't tiny either. Mr Average?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I use a thimble,,, makes my cock look huge,, honestly why are most guys so hung up about penis size,,, they all fit don't they ??  "
Awesome
Mine would not look good as a wart on a chin, however for the ladies reading this,(Cari, Hotlips, Kitten, Mrs Sthwalescpl, Mrs SWC, and all the other ladies I have missed .. Sorry Vampy ) my balls would look magmificant on your chins whilst I was having a great BJ
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"it can measure girth tooo.i can provide a certificate tested and approved by poppy too.pmsl.Poppy .xx told you Stag!! "
Yes, I have my framed certificate over the mantelpiece in my lounge.
Poppy gave me a *special distinction* for extra hardness  
I can add (just for a tease, poppy) that the testing didn't hurt at all & I didn't feel a thing TBH |
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I have NO idea what you can possibly be talking about @ 
