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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Post your most ridiculous/funny/cringeworthy messages. (Cannot name and shame though)
Some stunner just sent: 'Hello Sir can I borrow your mrs, I will then give you cheap Sky Tv'
My Friends&Family package runs out in August so I'm tempted...  |
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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago
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"Post your most ridiculous/funny/cringeworthy messages. (Cannot name and shame though)
Some stunner just sent: 'Hello Sir can I borrow your mrs, I will then give you cheap Sky Tv'
My Friends&Family package runs out in August so I'm tempted... "
LOL at least he had something useful to offer ......grinning at the 'your mrs' bit:not a kinkster than
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well most will know this in the chatroom ... had one when i first joined site that went along the lines of 'did i used to play rugby with you?'.
Needless to say we never did meet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Do ya go to bingo with my nana" was one i nearly peed myself laughing at I HATE BINGO
it's worrying he was trying to trap someone his nans age !"
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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago
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from a cpl:'us'......couldn't help thinking Why not 'hi' also only 2 keyboard strokes but at least it's a greeting + shows a little bit of manners ......unless they mean united swingers + were rallying for new recruits
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"from a cpl:'us'......couldn't help thinking Why not 'hi' also only 2 keyboard strokes but at least it's a greeting + shows a little bit of manners ......unless they mean united swingers + were rallying for new recruits
(susie)" some people are so hot they don't need to try obviously. You were honoured to be spoken to ! |
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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago
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"from a cpl:'us'......couldn't help thinking Why not 'hi' also only 2 keyboard strokes but at least it's a greeting + shows a little bit of manners ......unless they mean united swingers + were rallying for new recruits
(susie)some people are so hot they don't need to try obviously. You were honoured to be spoken to ! "
LOL....but they weren't honoured with a reply |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"from a cpl:'us'......couldn't help thinking Why not 'hi' also only 2 keyboard strokes but at least it's a greeting + shows a little bit of manners ......unless they mean united swingers + were rallying for new recruits
(susie)some people are so hot they don't need to try obviously. You were honoured to be spoken to !
LOL....but they weren't honoured with a reply" your loss obviously  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a message off a couple asking if I can get meow meow I replied back saying I don't touch that type of drugs then they blocked me lol"
and the ones that just say "i like yrpics" thats a statement so doesnt justify being answered. different in chat cos you can say thanks in message i just read and nowt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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this guy had been sending me the odd message which I never responded to, as his profile said he was married and good luck if that's not your thing....
yesterday he messaged with 'can I ask why you aren't responding to my messages?' tell me it's not just me lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had one a few days ago saying they were looking for bareback pregnancy risk sex!!! Nearly fell off my chair!! "
I had that one & was blocked when I pointed out I have no baby making equipment left, another weirdo x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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one thing I have realised , is that there are some fucked up people around, or thick whichever way you look at it. only tonight me and my partner were on here, me on the couple's profile, her on her single profile, and we had a guy arguing with us that he wasn't speaking to both of us on separate pm's on the chat, plus he was inboxing me on the couple profile saying how much he liked my partners pic and denying it on chat. wasn't long before that weirdo got a block lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a guy offer us a hundred pounds for sex with me once .told me it wouldn't have to last that long either . online 15 mins.could have been the most i earns in my whole life in fifteen mins.when I turned it down he told me i was stupid cos i give it away for free on the site. told him i thought that was the point .xxpoppyxx  |
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