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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Have been sorting out my library (well bookshelf to be honest) found a book of how to shag yourself slim.
FOR THE MEN:
Walking to the newsagent for a porn mag
40 cals
Carrying home lots of comp mags to hide the porn mag
50 cals
The actual hand shandy
35 cals
Total cals 125
For the fem:
Loading he washing machine and switching it on
10 cals
Sitting on it duringthe fastest spin cycle
30 cals
Ironing the clothes afterwords
30 cals
Total 70 cals
Over to you
30 cals |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Page 13 for fems
Vibe self shagging
Replacing the batteries that short circuited last time due to damp conditions
10 cals
Letting the machine do the work
2 cals
A far bigger orgasm than your fella ever gives you
100 cals
Total 112 calories  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol peachy boo has nigh on 100 pages of sex diet name a no and i type the page lol we all be slim then lol "
What you saying kitten? Does that mean I'm good for most diets? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Page 65
shagging up the arse
Recoiling in horror when you realise what hes doing
10 cals
Letting him give you one right up there whilst wondering whether to mention your diarrhoea problem
40 cals
Aplogising to him while he washes everything in the room twice
5 cals
Total calories lost 55 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Page 65
shagging up the arse
Recoiling in horror when you realise what hes doing
10 cals
Letting him give you one right up there whilst wondering whether to mention your diarrhoea problem
40 cals
Aplogising to him while he washes everything in the room twice
5 cals
Total calories lost 55"
shit!!   |
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