Having recently been in hospital , having suffered heart attack, spent 10 days in hospital.
One conversation I had with other patients was where would you like to die. Mine were
My head Between some big ladies thighs or ass.
On a golf course
In church.
I would not like to die
1 in work
2 driving a car
3 hospital bed.
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Easy answer for me - charging in the vanguard at the Battle of the Pelennor Fields.
Having first left my humble homestead after the beacons were lit, and then mustering with the Rohirrim at Dunharrow, I’d be tired from the urgent ride. But the sight of the besieged White City, and the rallying cry of King Theoden would get me harder than a 90’s teenager looking at the underwear section of a Kays catalogue. Off I would fuck, sword in hand, and my trusty steed galloping at the speed of a thousand gazelles, to meet my impending doom. Hopefully I would take a few orc scum with me.
That or in the challenger disaster. I liked the Beyoncé song. |
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"Easy answer for me - charging in the vanguard at the Battle of the Pelennor Fields.
Having first left my humble homestead after the beacons were lit, and then mustering with the Rohirrim at Dunharrow, I’d be tired from the urgent ride. But the sight of the besieged White City, and the rallying cry of King Theoden would get me harder than a 90’s teenager looking at the underwear section of a Kays catalogue. Off I would fuck, sword in hand, and my trusty steed galloping at the speed of a thousand gazelles, to meet my impending doom. Hopefully I would take a few orc scum with me.
That or in the challenger disaster. I liked the Beyoncé song. "
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