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Things you can say in bed and when driving

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By *issing Dory OP Couple 3 weeks ago

42 Wallaby Way

Saw this on another part of the Forum. What can you say in bed and also whilst driving, I'll go first....

"What a cock"

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By *ancardiff7Man 3 weeks ago

Near Cowbridge

Would you like me to go faster?

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By *ancardiff7Man 3 weeks ago

Near Cowbridge

It'll never fit in there.

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By *ountrycouple100Couple 3 weeks ago

Swansea

Bloody hell it's wet

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By *oitus MirabileMan 3 weeks ago

Cwmbran

Fucking hell you can get a bus in there!

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By *ilffadMan 3 weeks ago

swansea

Pull out when you're ready, don't cause an accident

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By *cribeMan 3 weeks ago

Bridgend

Mirror signal manoeuvre.

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By *ougar1966Couple 3 weeks ago

Newport

Move over to your side....

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By *eddyandbratCouple 3 weeks ago

Swansea

Jesus Christ look at that arsehole

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 3 weeks ago

Pontypool

Not that one, that's the exit!

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By *un guy300Man 3 weeks ago

Carmarthen

Sit on that

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By *ysticman78Man 3 weeks ago

Pencoed/Bristol

It may be a bumpy ride, the gear stick needs servicing

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By *uggy 555Man 3 weeks ago

Swansea Valley

Hang on back up a bit

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By *ommy2125Man 3 weeks ago

newport

Fit a bus in there...

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By *ust Us TogetherCouple 3 weeks ago

Newport

Deffo something new creaking as we go faster...

I am sure the ride is not as firm as it used to be....

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By *ust Us TogetherCouple 3 weeks ago

Newport

I need to stop for a wee...

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By *ornysouthwalesMan 3 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Is it ok in the back?

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By *o againTV/TS 3 weeks ago

swansea

Slow down not in a rush!

Put a load in the back.

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By *o againTV/TS 3 weeks ago

swansea

"Slow down not in a rush!

Put a load in the back."

You ain't getting that in there..

Back up slowly till I say.

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By *ornysouthwalesMan 3 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Ok one will fit in the front and 3 in the back

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 3 weeks ago

Pontypool

Now, that's more like it!

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By *ev257Man 3 weeks ago

cardiff

Come on, faster

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By *idlaldiMan 3 weeks ago

bridgend

She was right up my arse

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By *elshwizzard 500Man 3 weeks ago

neath

I think we got an oil leak 😆

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 3 weeks ago

Pontypool

Oh my god, it's squirting everywhere!

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By *tarlord_RocketCouple 3 weeks ago

Swansea

I’m out of fuel 😂

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By *ornysouthwalesMan 3 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Apparently this additive makes it go for longer

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By *affman71Man 3 weeks ago

Bridgend

Tell me when to pull out.

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By *ommy trucker1Man 3 weeks ago

south wales

Oohhh it's a tight squeeze.

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By *ornysouthwalesMan 3 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Right hand down a bit

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By *aramelexsMan 3 weeks ago

Neath

Can you fit two or three in the back ?

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By *ornysouthwalesMan 3 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Any chance of a jump?

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By *econdSideQuestWoman 3 weeks ago

SWANSEA

"Fuck me sideways, what a cunt!!!"

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By *issing Dory OP Couple 3 weeks ago

42 Wallaby Way

Go faster!

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By *rankie KarenCouple 3 weeks ago

Blackwood

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman 3 weeks ago

RCT/South Wales

You could get a fucking bus through that gap!

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By *ayronfeetMan 3 weeks ago

Cardiff

This is the 3rd time I've tried to fit in that gap . .... it wont fit in 😂

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By *ardiffuncutMan 3 weeks ago

Tonyrefail

I've just been rear-ended

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 3 weeks ago

Pontypool

Fucking hell! I didn't know I could do that!

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By *ortney CocksWoman 2 weeks ago

Slow down your nearly up my arse

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By *amb88Man 2 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

What a bunch of tits

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By *dmundwilsonMan 2 weeks ago

Llandudno

Are they my skid marks?

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By *e_SocksWoman 2 weeks ago

Cardiff

Put your foot on it

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By *reyman58Man 2 weeks ago

Rhondda

Should we do this in reverse

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By *cribeMan 2 weeks ago

Bridgend

Are you strapped in.

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By *eteandMJCouple 2 weeks ago

Bridgend

Mind the bend...

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By *issing Dory OP Couple 2 weeks ago

42 Wallaby Way

What the fuck are you doing!

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By *arriet54Woman 2 weeks ago

Newport

Let me drive! We'll get there faster!

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By *gainagainMan 2 weeks ago

pontypridd

Are you sure this is the right tunnel?

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By *unnybunsWoman 2 weeks ago

Between here and over there

The battery has died

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By *tickytip44Man 2 weeks ago

rhyl

Nearly rear ended

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By *ife is likeaMan 2 weeks ago

What a bellend

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By *attoodchapMan 2 weeks ago

Swansea

Just waiting for him to pull out so I can get in there!

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By * Very Naughty BoyMan 2 weeks ago

Pontypridd/Cardiff

You could get a tank in there...

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By *sprey6Man 1 week ago

Here!

You are making a mess of it! Get out and let me do it!

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By *ynonvalleyboyMan 1 week ago

merthyr

Slow down its 20mph

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By *icky1969Man 1 week ago

rct

Fuck u bitch

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By *elsh_cake69Man 1 week ago

Aberdare

Can you get any closer up my ass

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By *lipmeuk2019Man 1 week ago

swansea

Turn around and blow the horn

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By *ipmanMan 7 days ago

Shropshire

Come on you could get two in there easily!!! Maybe three at a squeeze...🤣...

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By *ntriguing43Man 7 days ago

Bridgend

The red light has come on, full service time again, I only use the best oil.

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By *ortney CocksWoman 6 days ago

I’m only in first gear

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By *ear SkillsMan 6 days ago

Pontypool

Watch what your doing granny! I nearly ended up in your backside!

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By *WB1984Man 6 days ago

Cwmbran

The rear end feels loose

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By *ear SkillsMan 6 days ago

Pontypool

Sorry but I have to stop for a break. 3 hours on the back road if enough to make my ass go numb!

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By *luboyoMan 6 days ago

North West / Birmingham

Can I get in the back?

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By *tickytip44Man 5 days ago

rhyl

It keeps grinding

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By *lippery when wet2024Couple 4 days ago

carmarthenshire

Are we there yet..!

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By *lippery when wet2024Couple 4 days ago

carmarthenshire

That's the wrong tunnel, 😭

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By (user no longer on site) 4 days ago

Whatch that bump pmsl my partner always says to me pmsl

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By *ilffadMan 3 days ago

swansea

The camera isn't working. You need to back out gently

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By *iss 69Woman 3 days ago

SWANSEA

Fuck me some one just smashed the back doors in x

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By *rSircumsizedMan 2 days ago

Risca

That needs more air in.

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By *ushroom6999Man 2 days ago

Carmarthen

Keep going, just a little further.

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By *ushroom6999Man 2 days ago

Carmarthen

Do you want me to guide it in or can you do it?

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By *issing Dory OP Couple 2 days ago

42 Wallaby Way

Its gonna be tight but I can do it

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By *rSircumsizedMan 15 hours ago

Risca

Think I need to adjust the mirrors

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By *ortney CocksWoman 15 hours ago

Slow down it’s not a race

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By *issing Dory OP Couple 14 hours ago

42 Wallaby Way

He came out of nowhere

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