So, as most woman couples know we get 100s messages of varied quality, some polite some rude. Nothing shocks after a few weeks.
Although just had the most hilarious message and needed to share.
"I am looking for a women to have a long and very discreet bareback sex relationship with us making a baby for real and I would like to have items in return for my sperm to inpregnate you items 1 & 2 just be done together and they are as follows
1 I would like a Google pixel fold 512gb in black on a regular contract or SIM free and a Mac book pro with 1tb storage
2 I would like a new build house 4 bed with ensuite bathroom and detached garage on a mortgage paid for by you
3 you work as an e****t 7 days a week as you will have to support me financially with £10k a month allowance
4 I would like furniture ect for the house
5 regular sex bareback and to sleep together naked 4 times a week"
How can a girl say no, to that from a no photo no verification profile |
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This guys a real chalmer eh. Must need the 4 bed house to store his ego. Lol but glass half full a wedding proposal is a wedding proposal and he didn't ask you to poo on him  |
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He added more
5 i would like a 2024 model porsche cayman s full spec leased and paid for by you along with insurance for both of us but only me drives it on the roads and you will move it for me to get the second car off the drive and put the cayman in the garage
5 you will dress slutty for me at home and always wear thongs not knickers unless you are having your period
6 i would like you to get pregnant as soon as the house is finalised and ive had the keys to the house and my porsche is ordered |
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I played along, and when i queried that a bank would likely not accept e***t as income....and of self employed need to do it for two years first, he blocked me ??
I do wonder if i should report to social seevices as he clearly has issues |
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"Not to mention carrying his child birthing the child caring for the child (pretty sure that would be out of his remit) and paying for the child....."
I would only be allowed to live in the house for 4 days a week, have to live in the flat i would rent for my "work" |
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By *coutDWoman 39 weeks ago
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"So, as most woman couples know we get 100s messages of varied quality, some polite some rude. Nothing shocks after a few weeks.
Although just had the most hilarious message and needed to share.
"I am looking for a women to have a long and very discreet bareback sex relationship with us making a baby for real and I would like to have items in return for my sperm to inpregnate you items 1 & 2 just be done together and they are as follows
1 I would like a Google pixel fold 512gb in black on a regular contract or SIM free and a Mac book pro with 1tb storage
2 I would like a new build house 4 bed with ensuite bathroom and detached garage on a mortgage paid for by you
3 you work as an e****t 7 days a week as you will have to support me financially with £10k a month allowance
4 I would like furniture ect for the house
5 regular sex bareback and to sleep together naked 4 times a week"
How can a girl say no, to that from a no photo no verification profile "
So I think he's modified his offer from last night.
I was asked to live with him and have protected sex for the first 2 months of our relationship and only bareback from the 3rd month.
But I was to cohabit with him.
I did say I'd be a bit too tired to be a parent if I'm full time working my body off for him.
I did ask him if he was good with my 4 kids living with us too and if he would do the childcare for the next 20 years and then unfortunately  I think that must have put him off and he blocked me too.
I mean he was honest that he's asked a few people at least lol
And according to him it's a perfectly legal employment situation as long as me and him have a signed contract.
However the more serious bit, I did report him but I'm sure admin won't take a blind bit of notice.
Gave me and my friends a damn good giggle though. |
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"So, as most woman couples know we get 100s messages of varied quality, some polite some rude. Nothing shocks after a few weeks.
Although just had the most hilarious message and needed to share.
"I am looking for a women to have a long and very discreet bareback sex relationship with us making a baby for real and I would like to have items in return for my sperm to inpregnate you items 1 & 2 just be done together and they are as follows
1 I would like a Google pixel fold 512gb in black on a regular contract or SIM free and a Mac book pro with 1tb storage
2 I would like a new build house 4 bed with ensuite bathroom and detached garage on a mortgage paid for by you
3 you work as an e****t 7 days a week as you will have to support me financially with £10k a month allowance
4 I would like furniture ect for the house
5 regular sex bareback and to sleep together naked 4 times a week"
How can a girl say no, to that from a no photo no verification profile
So I think he's modified his offer from last night.
I was asked to live with him and have protected sex for the first 2 months of our relationship and only bareback from the 3rd month.
But I was to cohabit with him.
I did say I'd be a bit too tired to be a parent if I'm full time working my body off for him.
I did ask him if he was good with my 4 kids living with us too and if he would do the childcare for the next 20 years and then unfortunately I think that must have put him off and he blocked me too.
I mean he was honest that he's asked a few people at least lol
And according to him it's a perfectly legal employment situation as long as me and him have a signed contract.
However the more serious bit, I did report him but I'm sure admin won't take a blind bit of notice.
Gave me and my friends a damn good giggle though."
I cant believe he is cheating on me |
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By *coutDWoman 39 weeks ago
Pontypridd |
"So, as most woman couples know we get 100s messages of varied quality, some polite some rude. Nothing shocks after a few weeks.
Although just had the most hilarious message and needed to share.
"I am looking for a women to have a long and very discreet bareback sex relationship with us making a baby for real and I would like to have items in return for my sperm to inpregnate you items 1 & 2 just be done together and they are as follows
1 I would like a Google pixel fold 512gb in black on a regular contract or SIM free and a Mac book pro with 1tb storage
2 I would like a new build house 4 bed with ensuite bathroom and detached garage on a mortgage paid for by you
3 you work as an e****t 7 days a week as you will have to support me financially with £10k a month allowance
4 I would like furniture ect for the house
5 regular sex bareback and to sleep together naked 4 times a week"
How can a girl say no, to that from a no photo no verification profile
So I think he's modified his offer from last night.
I was asked to live with him and have protected sex for the first 2 months of our relationship and only bareback from the 3rd month.
But I was to cohabit with him.
I did say I'd be a bit too tired to be a parent if I'm full time working my body off for him.
I did ask him if he was good with my 4 kids living with us too and if he would do the childcare for the next 20 years and then unfortunately I think that must have put him off and he blocked me too.
I mean he was honest that he's asked a few people at least lol
And according to him it's a perfectly legal employment situation as long as me and him have a signed contract.
However the more serious bit, I did report him but I'm sure admin won't take a blind bit of notice.
Gave me and my friends a damn good giggle though.
I cant believe he is cheating on me"
lol I'm so sorry, maybe we could all live on together. I mean it would make the work load easier |
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By *orthMan 39 weeks ago
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"So, as most woman couples know we get 100s messages of varied quality, some polite some rude. Nothing shocks after a few weeks.
Although just had the most hilarious message and needed to share.
"I am looking for a women to have a long and very discreet bareback sex relationship with us making a baby for real and I would like to have items in return for my sperm to inpregnate you items 1 & 2 just be done together and they are as follows
1 I would like a Google pixel fold 512gb in black on a regular contract or SIM free and a Mac book pro with 1tb storage
2 I would like a new build house 4 bed with ensuite bathroom and detached garage on a mortgage paid for by you
3 you work as an e****t 7 days a week as you will have to support me financially with £10k a month allowance
4 I would like furniture ect for the house
5 regular sex bareback and to sleep together naked 4 times a week"
How can a girl say no, to that from a no photo no verification profile "
I hope he's left enough pussy for the rest of us, what a stud!
I'd be happy with a titwank tbh lol |
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So... After some negotiation we have nailed down the figures
The house is 369,995, so I'll need 5% deposit (about 25,000 with solicitor fees, and near 9k in stamp duty) then maybe 10k to furnish it all.
Assuming 100 a booking
So I will need to make 44k to start so that 440 men I'll need to fuck in the next 6 weeks to make sure we get the house. That's going to 73 a week so 10+ men a day. Every day.
The monthly budget for everything
Mortgage 2000
Council tax 250
Electric 150
Gas 150
Water 50
Sky TV 100
His car 2000
The other car 700
His allowance 10000
Food and drink shop 650
Rent and bills for flat to work out off 2000
Total 18000 so if I work 30 days a month, I'll have to fuck 6 men a day every day.
Im so lucky |
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"So... After some negotiation we have nailed down the figures
The house is 369,995, so I'll need 5% deposit (about 25,000 with solicitor fees, and near 9k in stamp duty) then maybe 10k to furnish it all.
Assuming 100 a booking
So I will need to make 44k to start so that 440 men I'll need to fuck in the next 6 weeks to make sure we get the house. That's going to 73 a week so 10+ men a day. Every day.
The monthly budget for everything
Mortgage 2000
Council tax 250
Electric 150
Gas 150
Water 50
Sky TV 100
His car 2000
The other car 700
His allowance 10000
Food and drink shop 650
Rent and bills for flat to work out off 2000
Total 18000 so if I work 30 days a month, I'll have to fuck 6 men a day every day.
Im so lucky "
Don't be so defeatist, charge £200 a time and then it's only 3 men a day, every day for the rest of your life HAHAHAHA |
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