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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Many years ago +10 when I was inexperienced, young and dumb
I had some fun with a girl that I was in college with and had admired for the duration of our 2 year course and she was well aware of my attraction to her!
Anyway, it was the last day of term. We went out as a group, got d*unk and me and said female went back to another fellow students house for afters!
We got frisky and went upstairs.
She was conscious about her body and requested that the lights were off. As I was inexperienced and not very good at pulling my expectations when going out were low. So unlike many of my mate did not carry the obligatory 'jonnie' in my wallet. So my female conquest would not let me have sex with her and tightly so to as I would not have gone ahead either. Last thing we both wanted would have been the clap or a child. After graduating from college.
So instead I took it upon myself to go down on her to exert my sexual prowess and show her I was a man of the world!
Excuse my crudeness but she was rather 'meaty' down below and I had not experienced this before in my limited sexual career.
So for about and hour I tried very much in vain to pleasure her. I was like a dog lapping at an ice cream.
And for love not money could I hell find her clit due to the factors of
a. Lighting
b. inexperience
c. Intoxication
I laugh about it now but I am gutted as the one girl I had the hits for all of 2 years, was let down by my poor performance
Sorry for the long story but thought it deserved the background story!
Has this or similar happened to anyone?
All stories of terrible comedy sexual performances welcome. Share you embrassments !
Haha
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