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You know you live with a swinger when...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You got to remember to take all the kinky undes off the radiators before the kids come round for Sunday lunch, or suffer the disapproving looks when you realise you forgot ooops  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You both walk around tesco trying to guess shoppers fav sexual position x
or if they swingers
(susie)"
You recognise people in tesco and asda that you have swung with.lol.when out with family and have to quickly make an excuse of how you know them   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You both walk around tesco trying to guess shoppers fav sexual position x
or if they swingers
(susie)You recognise people in tesco and asda that you have swung with.lol.when out with family and have to quickly make an excuse of how you know them "
Thats always a very funny one lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You both walk around tesco trying to guess shoppers fav sexual position x
or if they swingers
(susie)You recognise people in tesco and asda that you have swung with.lol.when out with family and have to quickly make an excuse of how you know them
Thats always a very funny one lol x"
I waiting to be sitting in work next in a meeting and finding one there.lol  |
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You come home from work early to find your OH in a compromising position with the milkman...
You take a couple of pics with your phone, ask him if he remembered to bring yoghurts, then go make yourself a sarnie and log onto fab...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you spend more time on FAB than Fb
When you slip up in front of others referring to facebook as Fab, ooooh the strange looks lol x"
You think fifty shades of grey is a mills and boons love story not an erotic tale of bdsm.lol.you write poppy after a post you put on your face book wall or an e mail in work but just manage to correct it before you send it.lolxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you buy condoms even tho hubby had the snip "
Very true .your at the supermarket with said purchase in your trolley bump into family and friends and you can see them looking at said condoms and wondering why you are purchasing them.lol.cx |
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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago
Midlothian |
"The man in b and q is wondering what you do with all this rope and chains and why do you need so many types?lol "
and about your way you 'try' cane out...well we not sticking them in the garden or plantpots  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sitting in pub looking at the who is near you feature and when its says within half a mile you start scanning the pub to see if u can spot them lol"
LMAO!!
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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago
Midlothian |
you tell your vanilla friends you can't meet them this week-end but you would love to see them next week-end(because you know mother nature is calling+keep those times for the vanilla friends ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you tell your vanilla friends you can't meet them this week-end but you would love to see them next week-end(because you know mother nature is calling+keep those times for the vanilla friends )"
My god that's sooooooooo me .hate to waste a good shagging weekend on vanilla friends.you begin to realise when out with said vanilla friends you attract a lot of attention and don't know why? Is it from all the people in the pub with who's near app guessing your a swinger or is it that you are so relaxed flirting with the opposite sex that nothing bothers you anymore.lol.bad poppyxxp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When your neighbours turn up at your swinging party cos it was more fun than your vanilla new years eve one even if it is to check out that no one got killed cos they heated a scream .lol.why they dressed all kinky then?loll |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when your satnav in 'recents' shows swingerclub adresses.....and your petrol budget has gone up due to your 'traveling'"
lol.and you have to delete your last journeys as your best vanilla friend wants to borrow your sat nav for the weekend . god forbid they think the lodge is a hotel you go to and turn up there for the night.lol. |
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You assess the suitability of hotels by how easy it is to get more than a couple of guests to your room and if you can acquire extra towels easily - either by asking or by 'walking' past the chambermaids trolley a couple of times... |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"You assess the suitability of hotels by how easy it is to get more than a couple of guests to your room and if you can acquire extra towels easily - either by asking or by 'walking' past the chambermaids trolley a couple of times... "
so its you who pinches the towels off my trolley  |
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"You assess the suitability of hotels by how easy it is to get more than a couple of guests to your room and if you can acquire extra towels easily - either by asking or by 'walking' past the chambermaids trolley a couple of times...
so its you who pinches the towels off my trolley "
But I dint nick them! They're only borrowed for the duration then I try and drop them back in a laundry bag (instead of leaving large amounts of wet towels in a room I've checked out of by 6pm ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you hand your mobile to someone at a family do so they can use the camera and suddenly freezing in horror as you remember you used said phone to take pics of a group meet the night before guuulp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you hand your mobile to someone at a family do so they can use the camera and suddenly freezing in horror as you remember you used said phone to take pics of a group meet the night before guuulp"
mmmmmmm we been there.also you have to have one clean i pad and one swinging i pad and can't mix them up and lend them to your family.also have to remember to use seperate memory cards i your camera for meets. |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"You assess the suitability of hotels by how easy it is to get more than a couple of guests to your room and if you can acquire extra towels easily - either by asking or by 'walking' past the chambermaids trolley a couple of times...
so its you who pinches the towels off my trolley
But I dint nick them! They're only borrowed for the duration then I try and drop them back in a laundry bag (instead of leaving large amounts of wet towels in a room I've checked out of by 6pm )"
6pm wow just a quickie then lol |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"When you hand your mobile to someone at a family do so they can use the camera and suddenly freezing in horror as you remember you used said phone to take pics of a group meet the night before guuulp"
nearly done that ..almost gave my phone to my 6yr old so she could look at pictures ..suddenly remembered last used to take pics of my sub in compromising situation |
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when you find a condom under the sofa in your bedroom, when you find a pair of womens knickers under your bed that are not yours and when someone has taken your socks and left an inferior pair after a party |
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When you are such a good customer at an "adult" shop that you are on first name terms with the owner, and you get emails about how they got new pervy shoes in, and thought Jayne would like them lol! |
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"You assess the suitability of hotels by how easy it is to get more than a couple of guests to your room and if you can acquire extra towels easily - either by asking or by 'walking' past the chambermaids trolley a couple of times...
so its you who pinches the towels off my trolley
But I dint nick them! They're only borrowed for the duration then I try and drop them back in a laundry bag (instead of leaving large amounts of wet towels in a room I've checked out of by 6pm )
6pm wow just a quickie then lol"
Well... Since one of the other signs of a swinger is having loyalty cards for all your local hotels so you get free early check in and have been there since 11am... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your mates in the pub say that you haven't been out in aaaages - and you just grin knowing what you've been doing ...
Have so been there lol x"
and us they think we are soooooo loved up they told us to socialise more its no good just being a twosome.ohhhhhh how I wanted to say twosome very rare we just a twosome.lol.bad poppyx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when you find a condom under the sofa in your bedroom, when you find a pair of womens knickers under your bed that are not yours and when someone has taken your socks and left an inferior pair after a party"
when you miss a condom in a quick clean up and have to step on it to hide it from your mum as she drops the dog back off.xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you are such a good customer at an "adult" shop that you are on first name terms with the owner, and you get emails about how they got new pervy shoes in, and thought Jayne would like them lol! "
yes lolYou get discount tooo and a loyalty card .bogof offers .lolxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You assess the suitability of hotels by how easy it is to get more than a couple of guests to your room and if you can acquire extra towels easily - either by asking or by 'walking' past the chambermaids trolley a couple of times...
so its you who pinches the towels off my trolley "
and its me collecting the dirty linen.to be cleaned . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You assess the suitability of hotels by how easy it is to get more than a couple of guests to your room and if you can acquire extra towels easily - either by asking or by 'walking' past the chambermaids trolley a couple of times...
so its you who pinches the towels off my trolley
and its me collecting the dirty linen.to be cleaned . Whe;-)"
when every days a swinging day .lol.or you have particular nights as meet nights.yummy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When your in work and a colleague starts telling you he's sure hos neighbours are swingers and when you ask how he knows or why that is ? Lol.he says you can tell cant you .lol.knowing full well he doesn't know what you get up to and when you say you have friends around to night foe a meal .the only eating your doing is eating each other out or munching on their naughty bits.lol.makes me smile people in work really dont know who are swingers and who aren't.i even asked where he lived just do I would know if they contacted me.lol. |
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