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By *exyswingerbbw OP Woman over a year ago

Caerphilly

I am in the mood for a laugh so what's the cheesiest ones or ones that have worked too.

Here's one from me

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

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By *ory_xWoman over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way Syndey

Fancy a fuck? No? Do you mind lying down while I have one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice legs!! What time do they open??

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By *ltcoupleswanseaCouple over a year ago

Swansea

Nice shoes wanna fuck?

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By *rgan MorganMan over a year ago

Pontadawe

Would you like a stud? Cause I have std all I need is u

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together

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By *urnedonTaffyMan over a year ago

Aberystwyth

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are those nasa jeans coz that ass is out of this world

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mate is out of my league so fancy a fuck instead??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy an Australian kiss? Down under?

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By *ax and RubyCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Max..is that a mirror in your knickers

Ruby..no why

Max..cos I can see myself in there later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi, you remind me of my dyslexic ex girlfriend, she ended up "cooking my sock "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You remind me of a spanner...because every time I look at you, you tighten my nuts

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By *att_welshMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

Your body is 70% water, and I am thirsty.

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By *b76Man over a year ago

You may think my chat up lines are cheesy. I’m actually mature

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