"Uh mine don't, the align with my belly button, if I had one.
Wales has more castles per square mile, than any other country in Europe X"
They shud do lol, perhaps you can maneuver them into position lol, did we meet before in port Talbot?? I was in a mini bus?? |
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By *.NewMan
over a year ago
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"If the average penis size is 6 inches, that means for every 9 inch one out there, there is also a 3 incher "
6 inches is also how much the eiffel tower grows in the summer due to heat expansion |
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"Uh mine don't, the align with my belly button, if I had one.
Wales has more castles per square mile, than any other country in Europe X
They shud do lol, perhaps you can maneuver them into position lol, did we meet before in port Talbot?? I was in a mini bus?? "
Possibly |
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"The word "FUCK" comes from medieval times where population levels were low, and the king needed more for war so Faunicate Under Command of the king was shortened to FUCK "
Not actually true, but a fun idea. Truth is a bit more banal :
Many early instances of fuck were actually used to mean “to strike” rather than being anything to do with actual fucking. The more common Middle English word for sex was swive, which has developed nicely into the Modern English word swivel, as in: go swivel on it. Some of the earliest instances of fuck then, turn out to mean “hitting” or “striking,” such as Simon Fuckebotere (recorded in 1290), who was disappointingly probably in the milk industry, hitting butter rather than doing anything else with it, or Henry Fuckebeggar (1286/7) who may have, unfortunately, hit the poor.
The earliest examples of fuck in English appear in place names. The first is found near Sherwood in 1287: Ric Wyndfuk and Ric Wyndfuck de Wodehous. These both feature a kestrel known as the Windfucker which, we must assume, went at the wind. The next definite example comes from Bristol 1373 in Fockynggroue, which may have been named for a grove where couples went for some quiet alone time. |
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