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Christ.... its STILL raining!
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That's it, I'm off down the builders yard for some timber.... anyone know how big a cubit is for when I build my Ark?
So, now I got to populate it, what would you deffo put in, and perhaps more importantly, what would you leave out?
our first definate "no mate, you aint coming in" are all the single guys who have posted in the forums moaning about not getting meets after being on here a whole day/week/hour! (despite being married/having a one word profile/having a face only a mother could love!)  |
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Ah well that's me in then  Seasons greetings too!
A cubit is the length between your fingertips and elbow! (I only know that cos Joanna Lumley said so!!)
I can also come as a fish cos I've grown scales and gills and a seal cos I got webbed feet!
Liferafts, life jackets and liferings also available upon request.
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"Yes!!!! being grey has been recognised x
More women should recognise the allure of a sexy silver fox, drives me wild  "
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"Ah well that's me in then Seasons greetings too!
A cubit is the length between your fingertips and elbow! (I only know that cos Joanna Lumley said so!!)
I can also come as a fish cos I've grown scales and gills and a seal cos I got webbed feet!
Liferafts, life jackets and liferings also available upon request.
glug
xx "
Welcome aboard captain... we need someone to steer the boat...erm, ship.... what would an Ark be classed as ?
Hope you are going to bring your first mate with you too lol! |
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"On a practical side...There must be Haribos and chocolate cake and some anti knobjockey cream
Rechargeable batteries and units..
Oh and dont forget the butter to lube Les's ass up  "
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"On a practical side...There must be Haribos and chocolate cake and some anti knobjockey cream
Rechargeable batteries and units..
Oh and dont forget the butter to lube Les's ass up "
Hmmmmmm, I dunno, last time Haribos was involved I got my cock stuck to my thigh, and every time for a month when I went down on Jayne I ended up with a cola bottle stuck between my fekkin teef!
Some people shouldnt be allowed sweeties mun, they is reckless!!! |
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"Oooo err missus! I'm free!!
Good news and bad news.
Good news - it will stop raining in the next week or two.
Bad news - it's going to snow instead.
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So... we might end up in the worlds biggest toboggan then?  |
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