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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Come on lets have them, we all laugh regardless.
Here's mine..
"Got my Mrs a wooden leg for christmas. Hope shes happy, its a crackin stocking filler!" |
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What do Brussels sprouts and pubic hair both have in common?
You push them both to the side and carry on eating.
What do all the female partners, the wife’s and girlfriends of all santas reindeer do on Christmas night when Rudolph and all the boys are out dragging Santa about?
They go into town. Get on the piss and blow a few bucks. |
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