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Just found out how you're supposed to measure your penis (bone-pressed erect length) and it turns out that I have an 8 inch cock not a 7 inch one!
Anyone else measure their member again only to realise that they we bigger than they thought they were? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a bit worried.
Whilst I fancy the misconception that I'm in receipt of a pornstar tool, if I measure it this way, I'm concerned that I may go up in jeans sizes too.
Anyway, can't find the tape measure in my tool box. |
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" I'm a bit worried.
Whilst I fancy the misconception that I'm in receipt of a pornstar tool, if I measure it this way, I'm concerned that I may go up in jeans sizes too.
Anyway, can't find the tape measure in my tool box. "
Sky remotes are pretty handy apparently. Or cans. Maybe they should be the unit of measure meant for dick size. |
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" I'm a bit worried.
Whilst I fancy the misconception that I'm in receipt of a pornstar tool, if I measure it this way, I'm concerned that I may go up in jeans sizes too.
Anyway, can't find the tape measure in my tool box.
Sky remotes are pretty handy apparently. Or cans. Maybe they should be the unit of measure meant for dick size."
Brings whole new meaning to a six pack 
Bit worried why my remote keeps going missing though! |
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" I'm a bit worried.
Whilst I fancy the misconception that I'm in receipt of a pornstar tool, if I measure it this way, I'm concerned that I may go up in jeans sizes too.
Anyway, can't find the tape measure in my tool box.
You can buy mini sky remotes now though
Sky remotes are pretty handy apparently. Or cans. Maybe they should be the unit of measure meant for dick size."
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"Never mind bone pressed, I measure mine from my arsehole. Bloody massive it is too!
Personally, I measure mine from my chin. "
Damn it, wish I'd thought of that! A 43" cock would be quite the talking point |
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"He clearly has an unhealthy interest in his own cock, penis dysmorphia maybe? He's adamant it's big X"
Nah, just trying something different to get laid. Before you say that it's not going to work, what I was doing before, which was coming up with something interesting to say based on someone's profile, wasn't working at all. You just get ghosted if you're a somewhat average looking guy on here.
Also, it is big (Nintendo Switch joycons are 4 inches in length) and it's the only thing that makes me stand out on this site. Also also, I've had positive attention on this site and other sites with what I'm currently doing. More than before anyway.
It doesn't matter if 99% of people think what I'm doing is stupid, all it takes is that 1% to like what they see for me to get what I'm looking for from this site. |
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"You just get ghosted if you're a somewhat average looking guy on here."
Utter horse shit. I'm definitely somewhere in between Robert Redford and the Elephant man but I've found a few women who are interested in playing hide the sausage with me over the years.
Personality and authenticity, rather than gimmicks, go a long way in life in my opinion. |
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By *atKat-xoxWoman
over a year ago
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""You just get ghosted if you're a somewhat average looking guy on here."
Utter horse shit. I'm definitely somewhere in between Robert Redford and the Elephant man but I've found a few women who are interested in playing hide the sausage with me over the years.
Personality and authenticity, rather than gimmicks, go a long way in life in my opinion. "
Howling. Best comment ever |
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"He clearly has an unhealthy interest in his own cock, penis dysmorphia maybe? He's adamant it's big X
Nah, just trying something different to get laid. Before you say that it's not going to work, what I was doing before, which was coming up with something interesting to say based on someone's profile, wasn't working at all. You just get ghosted if you're a somewhat average looking guy on here.
Also, it is big (Nintendo Switch joycons are 4 inches in length) and it's the only thing that makes me stand out on this site. Also also, I've had positive attention on this site and other sites with what I'm currently doing. More than before anyway.
It doesn't matter if 99% of people think what I'm doing is stupid, all it takes is that 1% to like what they see for me to get what I'm looking for from this site."
maybe the remote is 4" but you are pushing it in to your pubic bone so you gain about 1/2" to 1" more length by doing that. Your approach is clearly not working on here as most want more on here than a big cock joanne. |
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Anyway I've always found it's the connection you have with someone that makes the sex better, not whether you can split her in two or not. Get to know someone, find out their likes and dislike and make it a more personal experience. |
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"I'm a firm believer of its not the size of the worm it's the way you wiggle it.
But worm size depends on the size of the fish you're trying to catch "
Sometimes a smaller well presented bait can catch the better fish.  |
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"Its not the size of the nail. But the size of the hammer knocking it in..
But the size of the nail is determined by the thickness of the wood "
Also weather you're framing, first fixing or finishing the job. |
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"I'm a firm believer of its not the size of the worm it's the way you wiggle it.
But worm size depends on the size of the fish you're trying to catch
Sometimes a smaller well presented bait can catch the better fish. "
Not always. Depends how tasty the bait is to.  |
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"Its not the size of the nail. But the size of the hammer knocking it in..
But the size of the nail is determined by the thickness of the wood
In that case you go to crossheads screws."
And what driver you using to screw them |
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By *o againTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Its not the size of the nail. But the size of the hammer knocking it in..
But the size of the nail is determined by the thickness of the wood
Also weather you're framing, first fixing or finishing the job. "
First fix or finishing at all has to nailed good and hard. |
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"Anyway I've always found it's the connection you have with someone that makes the sex better, not whether you can split her in two or not. Get to know someone, find out their likes and dislike and make it a more personal experience. "
Not many ladies want their cervix bashed, i know i don't for one. |
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"Its not the size of the nail. But the size of the hammer knocking it in..
But the size of the nail is determined by the thickness of the wood
Also weather you're framing, first fixing or finishing the job.
First fix or finishing at all has to nailed good and hard. "
Screws need a good screwing not nailing. Always requires a second fix |
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"Having a big tool , often comes with being a big tool for some single guys "
If the guy attached to the cock is cocky, arrogant or has a horrible personality not many ladies would want sex with him. |
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"Utter horse shit. I'm definitely somewhere in between Robert Redford and the Elephant man but I've found a few women who are interested in playing hide the sausage with me over the years.
Personality and authenticity, rather than gimmicks, go a long way in life in my opinion."
Yet the pictures of you on your profile show that you have a better looking body than 90% of men out there, proving my point.
Read my profile anyway. Tell me that my bio isn't well written |
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""Utter horse shit. I'm definitely somewhere in between Robert Redford and the Elephant man but I've found a few women who are interested in playing hide the sausage with me over the years.
Personality and authenticity, rather than gimmicks, go a long way in life in my opinion."
Yet the pictures of you on your profile show that you have a better looking body than 90% of men out there, proving my point.
Read my profile anyway. Tell me that my bio isn't well written"
You said "average looking" which I took to mean facial features.
Anyway, we all have our way of going about things. Good luck to you (and us all). |
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over a year ago
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""Utter horse shit. I'm definitely somewhere in between Robert Redford and the Elephant man but I've found a few women who are interested in playing hide the sausage with me over the years.
Personality and authenticity, rather than gimmicks, go a long way in life in my opinion."
Yet the pictures of you on your profile show that you have a better looking body than 90% of men out there, proving my point.
Read my profile anyway. Tell me that my bio isn't well written
You said "average looking" which I took to mean facial features.
Anyway, we all have our way of going about things. Good luck to you (and us all)."
The majority of us have some level of control over how our body looks
If you aren't happy with yours or it isn't getting you the response you require all I can suggest that you change it, or at least try 
Good luck OP |
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""Utter horse shit. I'm definitely somewhere in between Robert Redford and the Elephant man but I've found a few women who are interested in playing hide the sausage with me over the years.
Personality and authenticity, rather than gimmicks, go a long way in life in my opinion."
Yet the pictures of you on your profile show that you have a better looking body than 90% of men out there, proving my point.
Read my profile anyway. Tell me that my bio isn't well written"
A well written bio doesn't mean it's a good bio. If people aren't attracted to you, the best written piece in the world or the most perfect dick size is not going to change that. Honestly, not that you'll listen at this point, but it's how you present yourself that is off putting. |
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""Utter horse shit. I'm definitely somewhere in between Robert Redford and the Elephant man but I've found a few women who are interested in playing hide the sausage with me over the years.
Personality and authenticity, rather than gimmicks, go a long way in life in my opinion."
Yet the pictures of you on your profile show that you have a better looking body than 90% of men out there, proving my point.
Read my profile anyway. Tell me that my bio isn't well written
A well written bio doesn't mean it's a good bio. If people aren't attracted to you, the best written piece in the world or the most perfect dick size is not going to change that. Honestly, not that you'll listen at this point, but it's how you present yourself that is off putting. "
Agree. If all you need to brag about is your dick size and have nothing else to bring to the table you still wont succeed on here. |
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"A well written bio doesn't mean it's a good bio. If people aren't attracted to you, the best written piece in the world or the most perfect dick size is not going to change that. Honestly, not that you'll listen at this point, but it's how you present yourself that is off putting."
Very easy to judge when all you have to do is post a picture of your snatch and 100s of guys will fall in line wanting to fuck |
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"A well written bio doesn't mean it's a good bio. If people aren't attracted to you, the best written piece in the world or the most perfect dick size is not going to change that. Honestly, not that you'll listen at this point, but it's how you present yourself that is off putting.
Very easy to judge when all you have to do is post a picture of your snatch and 100s of guys will fall in line wanting to fuck"
That says more about those sort of guys and your perspective, than it does anyone else.
Those that fall in line wanting to fuck over a picture are not our types of people. |
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"A well written bio doesn't mean it's a good bio. If people aren't attracted to you, the best written piece in the world or the most perfect dick size is not going to change that. Honestly, not that you'll listen at this point, but it's how you present yourself that is off putting.
Very easy to judge when all you have to do is post a picture of your snatch and 100s of guys will fall in line wanting to fuck"
I post my 'snatch' to limit the mail, a bit like the old picture on the mantlepiece, keeps the little boys away. Fair play OP you're certainly charming the pants off everyone again, you're entertaining for someone with no discernible sense of humour X |
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I have to be honest OP I have seen several posts from you now and I don't quite understand what it is you are trying to achieve on here?
Baffled me you have |
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It's important because that's how mate we're selected in days gone past women would pic the male with the biggest manhood as it was a sign of strength and the strongest man could gather most of the food ,,so it's a primal imprint on our dna to show off our prize possession, |
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"It's important because that's how mate we're selected in days gone past women would pic the male with the biggest manhood as it was a sign of strength and the strongest man could gather most of the food ,,so it's a primal imprint on our dna to show off our prize possession, "
Please quote your peer reviewed source for this claim...
Assuming we were similar to a lot if animals then dominance would have been achieved by fighting/posturing, not by measuring cocks, be that from the pubes, the bone or the arsehole
Alternatively we might be like Chimpanzees where the female mates with multiple males in a certain period. Good on them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm my experience a bloke doesn't need to measure his cock..
A woman's face when you slide it into her tells you everything you need to know..
If you get a gasp..then you've cracked it |
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"I'm my experience a bloke doesn't need to measure his cock..
A woman's face when you slide it into her tells you everything you need to know..
If you get a gasp..then you've cracked it "
Spot on there, it hasn't always been the biggest cocks I've had that feeling of bliss with X |
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"I have to be honest OP I have seen several posts from you now and I don't quite understand what it is you are trying to achieve on here? Baffled me you have "
It's the simplest thing in the world.
I've said many times before that I'm trying to get laid and showing my manhood didn't work previously. I started to post dick pics and got way more attention. Therefore, I'm talking about my big cock and showing it off more in hopes that that will work.
It's not that deep. |
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"I have to be honest OP I have seen several posts from you now and I don't quite understand what it is you are trying to achieve on here? Baffled me you have
It's the simplest thing in the world.
I've said many times before that I'm trying to get laid and showing my manhood didn't work previously. I started to post dick pics and got way more attention. Therefore, I'm talking about my big cock and showing it off more in hopes that that will work.
It's not that deep."
But to most women on here they dont want a profile full of cock pics. |
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"I have to be honest OP I have seen several posts from you now and I don't quite understand what it is you are trying to achieve on here? Baffled me you have
It's the simplest thing in the world.
I've said many times before that I'm trying to get laid and showing my manhood didn't work previously. I started to post dick pics and got way more attention. Therefore, I'm talking about my big cock and showing it off more in hopes that that will work.
It's not that deep.
But to most women on here they dont want a profile full of cock pics. "
No that's because they prefer socks  |
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"I have to be honest OP I have seen several posts from you now and I don't quite understand what it is you are trying to achieve on here? Baffled me you have
It's the simplest thing in the world.
I've said many times before that I'm trying to get laid and showing my manhood didn't work previously. I started to post dick pics and got way more attention. Therefore, I'm talking about my big cock and showing it off more in hopes that that will work.
It's not that deep.
But to most women on here they dont want a profile full of cock pics.
No that's because they prefer socks "
Indeed they do!
A profile just showing close ups of their cock = they are just a cock and one to avoid! |
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