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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let's hear the best/worse dad jokes!

How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach?

It's not hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's brown and sticky?

A stick...

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

My next door neighbour asked me for a double entendre the other day… so I gave her one

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By *adyinred696969Couple over a year ago

Brecon

Tried to shoplift some spaghetti yesterday, but the female security guard saw me, couldn't get it past her.

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"Tried to shoplift some spaghetti yesterday, but the female security guard saw me, couldn't get it past her.

I see someone else saw the “best” joke at Edinburgh fringe…

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By *ristolian_in_NewportMan over a year ago

Newport

What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to be a bus driver but I had to quit

I was fed up of people talking behind my back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used to be a bus driver but I had to quit

I was fed up of people talking behind my back"

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By *izylizyWoman over a year ago

wales

what do you call a man hanging on the bumper of your car

Reg

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By *izylizyWoman over a year ago

wales

What do you call a woman with 1 leg shorter than the other.....Eileen

What do you call a chinese woman with 1 leg shorter than the other.....Irene

What do you call a woman with both legs the same size....Nolene

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

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By *ookinglocal888Man over a year ago

barry

Have you seen stevie wonders Mrs?

Neither has he

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By *lwaysHangryMan over a year ago

newport

My overweight parrot died, not gonna lie, its a huge weight off my shoulders.

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