A woman rode past my house this morning on a horse the horse was sweating profusely I said to her "your horse is sweating love "she replied "you would be sweating as well if you had been between my legs for 2 hours "
Was actually said by a female mounted police officer back in the 70's on crownd duty outside Liverpool stadium, Anfield to a cocky supporter who mad a glib comment about the horse sweating.
