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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Myself and my boyf are going to the darts in Cardiff Thursday and I want to go in fancy dress but he is being a boring twat and refusing. Can anyone think of anything utterly ridiculous that I can try and twist his arm with? The stupider the better obviously   p.s I don't want to be crayon or a traffic cone  "
What about going as a pair of boobs??
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
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We once made a friend wear an England rugby shirt for a whole four-day stag do. Try that.
What made it even better was that the Darkside won the Grand Slam before we landed at Gatwick - lots of people being chatting to him in celebrationz. He wasn’t happy.
Failing that:
Boris Johnson or Carrie Symonds
A giant prawn
Brexit
Jocky Wilson (get a fake beer belly and smoke/drink loads)
A giant osprey
Champion The Wonder Horse
A dogging afficiando
a butt plug
Shirley Bassey
Port Talbot
The perineum
Roger Bottoms
I’m very pleased with that.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go as Danny and Sandy from Grease - jot.mich dressing up required on his part, and at least if he's unhappy about it he will have a great time to look forward to when he gets you home!! |
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"How about one of the most iconic couples of our time?
Rose and Fred West.
Too much? "
Can't be any half measures on that costume though mate. Make no bones about it you'd have to put body and soul into that one. And what happens when the bar staff asks you what you want to drink? Can't exactly say some tenants can you 
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"How about one of the most iconic couples of our time?
Rose and Fred West.
Too much?
Can't be any half measures on that costume though mate. Make no bones about it you'd have to put body and soul into that one. And what happens when the bar staff asks you what you want to drink? Can't exactly say some tenants can you
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You're digging a hole for yourself there pal. |
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By *j1981Man
over a year ago
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"Myself and my boyf are going to the darts in Cardiff Thursday and I want to go in fancy dress but he is being a boring twat and refusing. Can anyone think of anything utterly ridiculous that I can try and twist his arm with? The stupider the better obviously p.s I don't want to be crayon or a traffic cone "
Maybe go as a dartboard... in style of one of those old fashined advertising sandwich boards.... front could be the dartboard... rear could be ... i dunno... bulls eye.... lol....sorry bold i know
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