"i have had bed knob, car gearstick, chair leg, wheel brace, and upto 4 socket set extensions at same time "
Jesus Christ you must have more storage space than a fucking transit van to store all that in one go
I hope you used plenty of lube |
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By *lan96Man
over a year ago
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"I feel quite inadequate and very boring! I haven't had anything unusual in me. I'm now scanning the living room to see if there's anything suitable so I can join the club. "
Did you find anything?? |
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"I feel quite inadequate and very boring! I haven't had anything unusual in me. I'm now scanning the living room to see if there's anything suitable so I can join the club.
Did you find anything??"
Nope, had to stick with the vibrator. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Had an ex that wanted to be fucked with a leek! Welsh girl obviously! Kindly obliged and cut off the roots, and preceded to on the kitchen table. Once finished stuck it back on the fridge. Woke up Sunday morning to the sweet smell of a Sunday roast, got down stairs to find her father slurping hungrily on leek soup!! |
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