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What is the best first line you have had on here?
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over a year ago
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"Do you want to shit on my chest while my mate wanks over me. Probably the worst one I have had.
Saaaaake. Are they still on fab?  "
Interested are you??? Hahahaha |
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over a year ago
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"Do you want to shit on my chest while my mate wanks over me. Probably the worst one I have had.
Saaaaake. Are they still on fab?
Interested are you??? Hahahaha"
Just asking for a friend is all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine was “Are you a bank loan because I’m interested in you” I thought it was a bit cheesy 
That's abit cringe lol. "
Is that a ladder in your tights or in a stairway to heaven? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine was “Are you a bank loan because I’m interested in you” I thought it was a bit cheesy
That's abit cringe lol.
Is that a ladder in your tights or in a stairway to heaven? X"
heaven I’m told  this one did make me laugh tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine was “Are you a bank loan because I’m interested in you” I thought it was a bit cheesy
That's abit cringe lol.
Is that a ladder in your tights or in a stairway to heaven? X heaven I’m told this one did make me laugh tho "
Are you tired? Because you have been running round my mind all day. Pwhahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine was “Are you a bank loan because I’m interested in you” I thought it was a bit cheesy
That's abit cringe lol.
Is that a ladder in your tights or in a stairway to heaven? X heaven I’m told this one did make me laugh tho
Are you tired? Because you have been running round my mind all day. Pwhahaha "
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We once received a missive from a charming young lady, who without preamble or indeed introduction invited us to “come and smash my pasty in”.
Now perhaps we judge too harshly. Perhaps rather than the crude euphemism we took it for it was a genuine cry for help. Perhaps said damsel had sat herself down in front of a delicious and nutritious Cornish snack only to be thwarted by a particularly thick crust. Alas as we didn’t respond, we shall never know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve had some beauties over the years but these two have unfortunately been committed to memory.
“ I’d drag my arse over broken glass just stiff a fart from your arse”
And
“ your saggy cow udder tits are amazing “
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We once received a missive from a charming young lady, who without preamble or indeed introduction invited us to “come and smash my pasty in”.
Now perhaps we judge too harshly. Perhaps rather than the crude euphemism we took it for it was a genuine cry for help. Perhaps said damsel had sat herself down in front of a delicious and nutritious Cornish snack only to be thwarted by a particularly thick crust. Alas as we didn’t respond, we shall never know."
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By *hilcccMan
over a year ago
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"You might just be nature’s greatest creation. Why the fuck hasn’t Attenborough done a documentary about you yet? ????
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I might pinch this and try it!! I’ll let you know if it works haha |
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