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Pineapples.
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"What??? " Some crap in the media at the moment about 'secrets' to knowing if your neighbour is a swinger.... | |||
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"I like pineapple upside down cake, does that count? "Thats too kinky even for me  | |||
"I like pineapple upside down cake, does that count?
Thats too kinky even for me "To be fair that does sound like complete and utter filth | |||
"I like pineapple upside down cake, does that count?
Thats too kinky even for me "the cherry in the middle is always fought after  | |||
"I like pineapple upside down cake, does that count?
Thats too kinky even for me
To be fair that does sound like complete and utter filth "sweet and sticky, what's not to like?  | |||
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"Talking of pineapple I recently had a social meet where I ate a pineapple rather erotically "the one in rings, or did you have to prep it? It always takes bloody ages to prep | |||
"Talking of pineapple I recently had a social meet where I ate a pineapple rather erotically the one in rings, or did you have to prep it? It always takes bloody ages to prep "This particular pineapple was already prepped | |||
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"Talking of pineapple I recently had a social meet where I ate a pineapple rather erotically the one in rings, or did you have to prep it? It always takes bloody ages to prep This particular pineapple was already prepped "glad to hear it, wouldn't want the spikes to end up somewhere savoury  | |||
"Talking of pineapple I recently had a social meet where I ate a pineapple rather erotically the one in rings, or did you have to prep it? It always takes bloody ages to prep This particular pineapple was already prepped glad to hear it, wouldn't want the spikes to end up somewhere savoury " | |||
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"Just say it was pineapple. How does it work, you want to be approached out and about with nudge nudge wink wink, from random uncontrolled males? " The female stands in the fruit isle seductively holding up a pair of pineapples. Upon noticing this the male approaches her with a cucumber and says a Top Secret phrase.   | |||
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"Well, as I’m starting to be known as the lady with the Pineapple bag at some socials, I’ve got no probs with the extra attention !! "Ah I remember you now. That bag was amazing | |||
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"Didn’t know it was a symbol of swinging though!! I just liked the bag !!" I honestly thought it was a makeup bag. Either that or a funky kettle bell | |||
"Didn’t know it was a symbol of swinging though!! I just liked the bag !!" So does Mrs | |||
"I was told that you need to walk round lidls and fill a trolley full of pineapples(fresh or tinned) while wearing your best string vest, budgie smugglers and a biege nylon socks and sandals combo" Lol  | |||
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