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I have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum |
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"I have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum"
Garth brooks? Really?  you sick fuck |
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"I have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum
Garth brooks? Really? you sick fuck "
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"I have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum
Garth brooks? Really? you sick fuck
Don't kink shame me! "
I'd pay good money to see father Christmas bumming Mickey mouse though  |
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"I have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum
Garth brooks? Really? you sick fuck
Don't kink shame me!
I'd pay good money to see father Christmas bumming Mickey mouse though "
I'm sure there's somewhere in Amsterdam that has that as a live show  |
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"I have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum
Garth brooks? Really? you sick fuck "
Or was it Garth Crooks the footballer? |
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"Any one fancy chatting luv anything taboo"
The subject line says "Few limits". Now, this is not the same as no limits (no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limits). Perhaps it might help to list the things you wouldn't consider, just to give us an idea of what we're dealing with? For example, would you ***** with a ***** down a disused ********* while being ****** on by N**l Ed***ds? Or is that too far? |
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