"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream "
I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!!
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By *urves88Woman
over a year ago
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream
I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!!
Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow? "
Anyone who cuts holes in my pillows is never coming to a sleepover again  |
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream
I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!!
Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow?
Anyone who cuts holes in my pillows is never coming to a sleepover again "
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By *urves88Woman
over a year ago
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream
I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!!
Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow?
Anyone who cuts holes in my pillows is never coming to a sleepover again
What if they bring WAP cream?"
Wap cream is acceptable currency
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream
I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!!
Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow?
Anyone who cuts holes in my pillows is never coming to a sleepover again
What if they bring WAP cream?
Wap cream is acceptable currency
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Ok I'm making notes for future reference.
1.bring wap cream
2.dont cut holes in pillows
3.google WAP cream. |
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By *urves88Woman
over a year ago
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream
I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!!
Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow?
Anyone who cuts holes in my pillows is never coming to a sleepover again
What if they bring WAP cream?
Wap cream is acceptable currency
Ok I'm making notes for future reference.
1.bring wap cream
2.dont cut holes in pillows
3.google WAP cream. "
1st rtule of WAP cream...we don't Google WAP cream |
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream
I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!!
Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow?
Anyone who cuts holes in my pillows is never coming to a sleepover again
What if they bring WAP cream?
Wap cream is acceptable currency
Ok I'm making notes for future reference.
1.bring wap cream
2.dont cut holes in pillows
3.google WAP cream.
1st rtule of WAP cream...we don't Google WAP cream"
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream
I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!!
Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow?
Anyone who cuts holes in my pillows is never coming to a sleepover again
What if they bring WAP cream?
Wap cream is acceptable currency
Ok I'm making notes for future reference.
1.bring wap cream
2.dont cut holes in pillows
3.google WAP cream.
1st rtule of WAP cream...we don't Google WAP cream
10/10 response gave us a chuckle "
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream
I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!!
Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow?
Anyone who cuts holes in my pillows is never coming to a sleepover again
What if they bring WAP cream?
Wap cream is acceptable currency
Ok I'm making notes for future reference.
1.bring wap cream
2.dont cut holes in pillows
3.google WAP cream.
1st rtule of WAP cream...we don't Google WAP cream
10/10 response gave us a chuckle
Did you know 11/10 people can't do fractions? "
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By *urves88Woman
over a year ago
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream
I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!!
Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow?
Anyone who cuts holes in my pillows is never coming to a sleepover again
What if they bring WAP cream?
Wap cream is acceptable currency
Ok I'm making notes for future reference.
1.bring wap cream
2.dont cut holes in pillows
3.google WAP cream.
1st rtule of WAP cream...we don't Google WAP cream
10/10 response gave us a chuckle
Did you know 11/10 people can't do fractions? "
Fraction helpline...open 24/7 |
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"I remember using Wap on my Nokia 3310 back in the early 2000s. Is this the same thing? I loved Wapping off on my 3310."
Hahaha Wireless Application Protocol, that's what I thought it stood for too. |
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By *urves88Woman
over a year ago
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"I remember using Wap on my Nokia 3310 back in the early 2000s. Is this the same thing? I loved Wapping off on my 3310.
Hahaha Wireless Application Protocol, that's what I thought it stood for too. "
I think you can apply wap cream wirelessly ...I'm not sure. |
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"I remember using Wap on my Nokia 3310 back in the early 2000s. Is this the same thing? I loved Wapping off on my 3310.
Hahaha Wireless Application Protocol, that's what I thought it stood for too.
I think you can apply wap cream wirelessly ...I'm not sure. "
Would it not affect the warranty though? I mean it'll get into the buttons and cracks. That's the beauty of modern smart phones, easy wipe  |
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By *urves88Woman
over a year ago
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"I remember using Wap on my Nokia 3310 back in the early 2000s. Is this the same thing? I loved Wapping off on my 3310.
Hahaha Wireless Application Protocol, that's what I thought it stood for too.
I think you can apply wap cream wirelessly ...I'm not sure.
Would it not affect the warranty though? I mean it'll get into the buttons and cracks. That's the beauty of modern smart phones, easy wipe "
Wireless and hands free wwap cream application to stop wap cream in the wrong nooks and crannies |
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks. "
My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
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By *urves88Woman
over a year ago
Abergavenny |
"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks.
My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him "
2nd rule of WAP cream...we don't recommend WAP cream |
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks.
My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
2nd rule of WAP cream...we don't recommend WAP cream"
God damn it, this is getting more difficult by the minute. How many of these bloody rules are there? |
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By *3xymama OP Woman
over a year ago
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks.
My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him "
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream |
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks.
My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream "
You're very right mamma, do you have nice pillows by any chance? |
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By *urves88Woman
over a year ago
Abergavenny |
"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks.
My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream
You're very right mamma, do you have nice pillows by any chance? "
Rule number 3...don't cut holes in people's pillows!!! |
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks.
My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream
You're very right mamma, do you have nice pillows by any chance?
Rule number 3...don't cut holes in people's pillows!!!"
But it's more cushion for the pushin  |
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By *urves88Woman
over a year ago
Abergavenny |
"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks.
My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream
You're very right mamma, do you have nice pillows by any chance?
Rule number 3...don't cut holes in people's pillows!!!
But it's more cushion for the pushin "
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks.
My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream
You're very right mamma, do you have nice pillows by any chance?
Rule number 3...don't cut holes in people's pillows!!!
But it's more cushion for the pushin
*Points to the exit*"
Thought you'd be pointing to your room  |
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By *3xymama OP Woman
over a year ago
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks.
My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream
You're very right mamma, do you have nice pillows by any chance? "
Been told my pillows are really comfortable actually |
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By *urves88Woman
over a year ago
Abergavenny |
"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks.
My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream
You're very right mamma, do you have nice pillows by any chance?
Rule number 3...don't cut holes in people's pillows!!!
But it's more cushion for the pushin
*Points to the exit*
Thought you'd be pointing to your room "
Not a chance I like my pillows! |
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks.
My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream
You're very right mamma, do you have nice pillows by any chance?
Rule number 3...don't cut holes in people's pillows!!!
But it's more cushion for the pushin
*Points to the exit*
Thought you'd be pointing to your room
Not a chance I like my pillows!"
I like your pillows to, but I couldn't eat a whole one. Stick a bit of ketchup on it I suppose. Stick some cream on them maybe. |
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By *urves88Woman
over a year ago
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"WAP? Cloud? Is this a networking thread? Cos in my line of work I've fucked many networks.
My IT guy generally walks towards me shaking his head saying "what the fuck have you done now"
You wouldn't think I got qualifications in IT sometimes. But hey, sometimes I just gotta know what happens when you push that button
I think I'll recommend WAP cream to him
If you push the right buttons Toby you shouldn't need WAP cream
You're very right mamma, do you have nice pillows by any chance?
Rule number 3...don't cut holes in people's pillows!!!
But it's more cushion for the pushin
*Points to the exit*
Thought you'd be pointing to your room
Not a chance I like my pillows!
I like your pillows to, but I couldn't eat a whole one. Stick a bit of ketchup on it I suppose. Stick some cream on them maybe."
A cloud fucker drizzled biscoff sauce all over my personal pillows on Sunday and licked it off ...does that sound similar??? |
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over a year ago
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A cloud fucker drizzled biscoff sauce all over my personal pillows on Sunday and licked it off ...does that sound similar???
Sounds like a lovely desert to follow the Sunday roast
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he has internal spies on my Sunday... |
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A cloud fucker drizzled biscoff sauce all over my personal pillows on Sunday and licked it off ...does that sound similar???
Sounds like a lovely desert to follow the Sunday roast
he has internal spies on my Sunday..."
Ooh la la. Was somebody a bad girl on Sunday |
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A cloud fucker drizzled biscoff sauce all over my personal pillows on Sunday and licked it off ...does that sound similar???
Sounds like a lovely desert to follow the Sunday roast
he has internal spies on my Sunday...
Ooh la la. Was somebody a bad girl on Sunday "
Actually no |
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A cloud fucker drizzled biscoff sauce all over my personal pillows on Sunday and licked it off ...does that sound similar???
Sounds like a lovely desert to follow the Sunday roast
he has internal spies on my Sunday...
Ooh la la. Was somebody a bad girl on Sunday
Actually no "
God damn it, was hoping for a full Confession then
Just what I need when stuck in work |
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By *3xymama OP Woman
over a year ago
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A cloud fucker drizzled biscoff sauce all over my personal pillows on Sunday and licked it off ...does that sound similar???
Sounds like a lovely desert to follow the Sunday roast
he has internal spies on my Sunday...
Ooh la la. Was somebody a bad girl on Sunday
Actually no
God damn it, was hoping for a full Confession then
Just what I need when stuck in work "
Another rule: NEVER confess to anything |
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A cloud fucker drizzled biscoff sauce all over my personal pillows on Sunday and licked it off ...does that sound similar???
Sounds like a lovely desert to follow the Sunday roast
he has internal spies on my Sunday...
Ooh la la. Was somebody a bad girl on Sunday
Actually no
God damn it, was hoping for a full Confession then
Just what I need when stuck in work
Another rule: NEVER confess to anything "
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From the urban dictionary
TOP DEFINITION
Cloud Fuck
Verb:
When you cut a hole in your pillow put your dick in the hole and and then have sex with the other person through the hole in the pillow. The pillow should remain in between you and the other person to act as cushioning.
I really want to cloud fuck your mom
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By *urves88Woman
over a year ago
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"All wrong in this instance...no damage to any cushions.
Also...I'm angelic...I have no sins to confess... 
But what us gentlemen what to know is, how do you apply your wap cream "
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"All wrong in this instance...no damage to any cushions.
Also...I'm angelic...I have no sins to confess...
But what us gentlemen what to know is, how do you apply your wap cream
I get lowly peasant boys to do it for me"
They feed you grapes and olives as they lather you up? |
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream
I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!!
Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow? "
Are you my neighbour? Only it’s my cock. We rehomed the two naughty cocks but still. 4:30am wake up call isn’t fun. |
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"No but I know a bird that needs some WAP cream
I don't know about birds and cream but there's a cockrel not far from my house that's gonna get ch0ked if doesn't stop cockadoodle doing at half past fucking 4 in the morning's!!!
Sorry rant over
When you say fuck a cloud, do you mean cutting a hole in a pillow?
Are you my neighbour? Only it’s my cock. We rehomed the two naughty cocks but still. 4:30am wake up call isn’t fun. "
He's a fucking nuisance. It's a half mile up the road and I can still hear the little sod. This is why I need good pillows. |
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