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over a year ago
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Anyone got any fab translations?
Things like:
Mrs at work, anyone want to chat? = Even if my wife knows about this, i still want to fuck behind her back.
Supporter runs out today, might leave...= Buy me a new pass in the slim hope of getting my attention.
I'm so skint/ Know of any jobs? = I will fuck for 20 quid. The sti's are free.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fab if you like red knickers etc = I am craving attention and compliments from total strangers who would compliment a dead turtle if they thought it might have sex with them |
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“Professional” - has a job, honest. Not an actual profession though.
“Genuine” - fuck knows what this really means, it’s a word that has lost all meaning thanks to Fab. Maybe it just means “I’m not three raccoons in a trench coat”? |
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"“Professional” - has a job, honest. Not an actual profession though.
“Genuine” - fuck knows what this really means, it’s a word that has lost all meaning thanks to Fab. Maybe it just means “I’m not three raccoons in a trench coat”?
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If someone claimed to be three raccoons in a trenchcoat i'd have to meet them in case it was true. |
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"“Professional” - has a job, honest. Not an actual profession though.
“Genuine” - fuck knows what this really means, it’s a word that has lost all meaning thanks to Fab. Maybe it just means “I’m not three raccoons in a trench coat”?
If someone claimed to be three raccoons in a trenchcoat i'd have to meet them in case it was true."
It’d be more interesting than the usual openers. |
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Spiritual is the one that I tend query. Does that mean that they like to combine swinging with a seance, and connect with the other side in case any dead voyeurs happen to be watching, or does spirtual mean that whisky, gin, vodka and rum come high their agenda. |
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"Fab if you like red knickers etc = I am craving attention and compliments from total strangers who would compliment a dead turtle if they thought it might have sex with them "
Ffs you are as cynical as I am |
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"All the cheaters have different slang.
It sucks because the ladies on here seem to lap it up. Genuine people get passed by every time.
Meh. Define genuine."
Everyone on here is some kind of genuine lol
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"All the cheaters have different slang.
It sucks because the ladies on here seem to lap it up. Genuine people get passed by every time.
Meh. Define genuine.
Everyone on here is some kind of genuine lol
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Unless they’re three raccoons in a trench coat! |
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"10 inches = 7 inches with 2 inches of the ruler pushed halfway into the ball sack!
My maths works that out to be 9 inches, where's the missing inch? The arsehole?"
Well that inch is obviously rounded up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"10 inches = 7 inches with 2 inches of the ruler pushed halfway into the ball sack!
My maths works that out to be 9 inches, where's the missing inch? The arsehole?"
 hahahaha! |
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