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You know you bought too many sex toys during lockdown when it takes you half an hour to cut up all the (suspiciously dildo shaped) plastic packaging so the recycling men don’t know what you’ve been up to!
(In my defence by lockdown I mean the last 9 months, not just the last two weeks, I swear) |
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over a year ago
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Why does it need to be cut up? I don't think bin men have time to look through bags nowadays & they've no doubt seen it all before. There's nothing shameful about sex toys & lets face out, absolutely anything could be a sex toy  |
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"You know you bought too many sex toys during lockdown when it takes you half an hour to cut up all the (suspiciously dildo shaped) plastic packaging so the recycling men don’t know what you’ve been up to!
(In my defence by lockdown I mean the last 9 months, not just the last two weeks, I swear)"
We spent over £400 this year on gear. Bloody lockdowns cost us a fortune  |
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"Why does it need to be cut up? I don't think bin men have time to look through bags nowadays & they've no doubt seen it all before. There's nothing shameful about sex toys & lets face out, absolutely anything could be a sex toy "
There were a lot, and some of them were, shall we say, interesting  They probably don’t have time to look, but with my luck they’d fall out of the bag at their feet, or blow down the street or something! |
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"You know you bought too many sex toys during lockdown when it takes you half an hour to cut up all the (suspiciously dildo shaped) plastic packaging so the recycling men don’t know what you’ve been up to!
(In my defence by lockdown I mean the last 9 months, not just the last two weeks, I swear)
We spent over £400 this year on gear. Bloody lockdowns cost us a fortune "
I’m just grateful for my permanent discount at Lovehoney! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know you bought too many sex toys during lockdown when it takes you half an hour to cut up all the (suspiciously dildo shaped) plastic packaging so the recycling men don’t know what you’ve been up to!
(In my defence by lockdown I mean the last 9 months, not just the last two weeks, I swear)
We spent over £400 this year on gear. Bloody lockdowns cost us a fortune
I’m just grateful for my permanent discount at Lovehoney!"
That was with the discount lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sod that, they go in the bin as they are, if my bin men look at what in my bags for shame on them....for not knocking on my door and asking if i need a helping hand.  "
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"You know you bought too many sex toys during lockdown when it takes you half an hour to cut up all the (suspiciously dildo shaped) plastic packaging so the recycling men don’t know what you’ve been up to!
(In my defence by lockdown I mean the last 9 months, not just the last two weeks, I swear)
We spent over £400 this year on gear. Bloody lockdowns cost us a fortune
I’m just grateful for my permanent discount at Lovehoney!"
How do you get a discount, if we may ask?. |
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"You know you bought too many sex toys during lockdown when it takes you half an hour to cut up all the (suspiciously dildo shaped) plastic packaging so the recycling men don’t know what you’ve been up to!
(In my defence by lockdown I mean the last 9 months, not just the last two weeks, I swear)
We spent over £400 this year on gear. Bloody lockdowns cost us a fortune
I’m just grateful for my permanent discount at Lovehoney!
How do you get a discount, if we may ask?."
If I remember rightly, it’s when you have an account and after you spend £50. A minimum spend applies but if you reach it you get 25% off your order. Or you can get I think it’s 16% for being a member of Fab. |
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I’d totally leave them in full view on purpose! Shame I don’t have any bin ladies taking the rubbish away really! I had a parcel given to me by my postman in July, he had the biggest grin on his face! When I turned the parcel over to open it, there was a full colour picture of the sexy outfit I’d bought hehe, classic  |
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By *ornyhobMan
over a year ago
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If I remember rightly, it’s when you have an account and after you spend £50. A minimum spend applies but if you reach it you get 25% off your order. Or you can get I think it’s 16% for being a member of Fab."
You can also use a website like top cashback to get money back on lovehoney and multiple other sites. I think I've got somewhere in the region of £700 cash back in 2 years by switching bills and the like through them as well. |
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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago
Cardiff |
"You know you bought too many sex toys during lockdown when it takes you half an hour to cut up all the (suspiciously dildo shaped) plastic packaging so the recycling men don’t know what you’ve been up to!
(In my defence by lockdown I mean the last 9 months, not just the last two weeks, I swear)
We spent over £400 this year on gear. Bloody lockdowns cost us a fortune "
Wow just how much stuff did you buy lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why does it need to be cut up? I don't think bin men have time to look through bags nowadays & they've no doubt seen it all before. There's nothing shameful about sex toys & lets face out, absolutely anything could be a sex toy
There were a lot, and some of them were, shall we say, interesting They probably don’t have time to look, but with my luck they’d fall out of the bag at their feet, or blow down the street or something!"
We need pictures of them please! |
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"You know you bought too many sex toys during lockdown when it takes you half an hour to cut up all the (suspiciously dildo shaped) plastic packaging so the recycling men don’t know what you’ve been up to!
(In my defence by lockdown I mean the last 9 months, not just the last two weeks, I swear)"
Are your eyeballs permanently vibrating in their sockets yet!?  |
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"You know you bought too many sex toys during lockdown when it takes you half an hour to cut up all the (suspiciously dildo shaped) plastic packaging so the recycling men don’t know what you’ve been up to!
(In my defence by lockdown I mean the last 9 months, not just the last two weeks, I swear)
Are your eyeballs permanently vibrating in their sockets yet!? "
Well I finally got a wand so yeah they are a bit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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During the height of the pandemic I was scared of catching covid and dying of it. (I have severe asthma) I had to dispose of some sex toys in the loft left over from when I was single that the Mrs didn't know about! We're talking 14 inch dildo in the bin. |
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